(no subject)
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
indeed I have
2. Are you gay?
no
3.Do you have hairy legs?
quite
4. Do you like monkeys?
yeah except when they fling shit
5. How many fillings do you have?
none
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
no
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
not in its entirety
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
yeah
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
no
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
the muscle lining the asshole
13. Describe your hair?
long dark hair
14. Are you a wild beast?
in the bedroom
15. Do you like to have fun?
no, I am very opposed.
16. Do you like drama?
the bullshit or the practice? no one likes the bullshit drama
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
definately
18. Are you afraid to die?
no
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
I live in Florida, we get bugs that have sex on your windsheild, not pretty leaves that fall on the ground
20. Do you like lyme tics?
they arent my favorite, no
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody?
no
22. Are you an adult?
no
25. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
maybie bud Imm nawt quite posative
25. Are you a television addict?
not in the least
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
yeah but his money wasnt
27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
sure have, been awhile though
28. On a swing?
no, new thing to try though
29. Do you like Elvis?
Sort of
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
certain animals
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
no
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
sometimes
33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
I suppose
34. Are you a sugar freak?
caffiene more so
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
sometimes
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
I dunno, probably doubt it
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
Every single day of my life since I was 16
38. Do you like orange juice?
for sure
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
no
40. Where do you wish you were right now.
here's fine... chillin
41. Did you enjoy this?
i guess, these survey things take up a lot of time quick
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
I've sniffed it before, and tried moderate doses of expo markers, sharpies, and small samples of plato.
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
no... no i didnt
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
not heard, but walked right on in. oops.
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
a few times... 'watching' a movie far too loud I suppose, I didnt even hear my dad come in the room for a good 5 seconds.
46. Can you roll your tounge?
yeah
47. Can you lick your own nose?
no
46.Do you like halloween?
Very much so
49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
didnt you?
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
yeah man
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
I dont like cherries
indeed I have
2. Are you gay?
no
3.Do you have hairy legs?
quite
4. Do you like monkeys?
yeah except when they fling shit
5. How many fillings do you have?
none
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
no
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
not in its entirety
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
yeah
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
no
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
the muscle lining the asshole
13. Describe your hair?
long dark hair
14. Are you a wild beast?
in the bedroom
15. Do you like to have fun?
no, I am very opposed.
16. Do you like drama?
the bullshit or the practice? no one likes the bullshit drama
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
definately
18. Are you afraid to die?
no
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
I live in Florida, we get bugs that have sex on your windsheild, not pretty leaves that fall on the ground
20. Do you like lyme tics?
they arent my favorite, no
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody?
no
22. Are you an adult?
no
25. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
maybie bud Imm nawt quite posative
25. Are you a television addict?
not in the least
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
yeah but his money wasnt
27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
sure have, been awhile though
28. On a swing?
no, new thing to try though
29. Do you like Elvis?
Sort of
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
certain animals
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
no
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
sometimes
33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
I suppose
34. Are you a sugar freak?
caffiene more so
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
sometimes
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
I dunno, probably doubt it
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
Every single day of my life since I was 16
38. Do you like orange juice?
for sure
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
no
40. Where do you wish you were right now.
here's fine... chillin
41. Did you enjoy this?
i guess, these survey things take up a lot of time quick
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
I've sniffed it before, and tried moderate doses of expo markers, sharpies, and small samples of plato.
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
no... no i didnt
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
not heard, but walked right on in. oops.
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
a few times... 'watching' a movie far too loud I suppose, I didnt even hear my dad come in the room for a good 5 seconds.
46. Can you roll your tounge?
yeah
47. Can you lick your own nose?
no
46.Do you like halloween?
Very much so
49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
didnt you?
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
yeah man
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
I dont like cherries