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A time wasting fruity thing to do, stolen by the time wasting fruitcake evildoive, who would have stolen it from an even fruitier time waster.
Ammendments made in italics
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play!
Um, just do this without the excited exclaimation mark.
Step 2: Pick your favourite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Pick from the first 25 songs that don't suck arse lyrically.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Show how 'scene' or 'alternative' you are by quoting lyrics from obscure/unknown/pretentious/underground/naudible bands
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly!
Await others to slag your taste in music or obnoxiously correct you on your quoting.
1: I got into a war I can never win.
Where the nightmare never ends
And I don't know what I'm saying
Got into a war with reality
That motherfucker it was waiting for me
And I lost again!
2: Save yourself, save yourself
Stop the madness save yourself
Go blow your brains out with a gun
Try it out, it's loads of fun... it's not like I'm recommending it, though
3: Complain, complain, life sucks anyway
It it's all so hard let them take it all away.
Why the competition?
Why stress to death?
Be happy with what you have
Most have so much less
I hope some day we realize how good it really is.
4: I remember you always looking out for me
Putting me on your shoulders so I could see
Being the best brother you knew how to be
I can still feel you you looking out for me
And it makes me smile to know you're still watching over me
5: Is it so wrong to wanna make a difference?
I'd like to think there's no excuse
Is it a crime to want things better for yourself?
How you wanna live is up to you
6: I will be singing the same year in, year out
And come into your head like a motherfucking earthquake
9: Spiderman thought he was bad
He was screwing my day up
He was bothering my girlfriend
He tried to con her out of seventy dollars
10: Maybe it's my ape drape
Or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
Or Japan
11: Moved out to the Australian land
It was 1955 and he had himself a plan
Didn't include a tobacco addiction
Or popular thought on immigrant restriction
12: I linger late at night waiting for the bus
No amount of neon jazz could hide the oozing vibes of death
13: Kathy had two kids already
And an abortion is what she chose
Christian showed her a bloody fetus
She said "That's fine, I'll have one of those."
14: He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
15: If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
16: Feel the freeze burn skin
Salt your open wounds
A burning desire clears your eyes
A willful air fills your lungs
17:I don't need no one to put a gun to my head
No, I can do that better than anyone else
Oh, things are working out pretty good for me
Cause I'm the greatest suicide machine
18: Now here's the pitch
Hiding inside certified genocide
Ain't that a Bush, repeat ain't that a Bush?
Out of nowhere headed to the hot house
Killed 135 at the last count
Texas Bounce! Texas Bounce!
19:The silent stray inertia
No burden on my back
No determinance, no ballast
No chance of looking back
20: The lights are on, the stage is set for failure
In your minds I will burn in effigy forever
21: Replacing love with rage
Now we're filled with hate
Mourning our lost days
The truth we can't accept
We choose not to face
22: Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse
If you love your fun- Die for it
23: I feel like a cow in the field
Awaiting to be fed my last meal
24: Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.
25: They sell me short, shatter my ambitions
They buy me out.. that's the wrong description
They buy me off, I've got ammunition
Thats what they want from me
But what we want is free
Ammendments made in italics
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play!
Um, just do this without the excited exclaimation mark.
Step 2: Pick your favourite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Pick from the first 25 songs that don't suck arse lyrically.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Show how 'scene' or 'alternative' you are by quoting lyrics from obscure/unknown/pretentious/underground/naudible bands
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly!
Await others to slag your taste in music or obnoxiously correct you on your quoting.
1: I got into a war I can never win.
Where the nightmare never ends
And I don't know what I'm saying
Got into a war with reality
That motherfucker it was waiting for me
And I lost again!
2: Save yourself, save yourself
Stop the madness save yourself
Go blow your brains out with a gun
Try it out, it's loads of fun... it's not like I'm recommending it, though
3: Complain, complain, life sucks anyway
It it's all so hard let them take it all away.
Why the competition?
Why stress to death?
Be happy with what you have
Most have so much less
I hope some day we realize how good it really is.
4: I remember you always looking out for me
Putting me on your shoulders so I could see
Being the best brother you knew how to be
I can still feel you you looking out for me
And it makes me smile to know you're still watching over me
5: Is it so wrong to wanna make a difference?
I'd like to think there's no excuse
Is it a crime to want things better for yourself?
How you wanna live is up to you
6: I will be singing the same year in, year out
And come into your head like a motherfucking earthquake
9: Spiderman thought he was bad
He was screwing my day up
He was bothering my girlfriend
He tried to con her out of seventy dollars
10: Maybe it's my ape drape
Or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
Or Japan
11: Moved out to the Australian land
It was 1955 and he had himself a plan
Didn't include a tobacco addiction
Or popular thought on immigrant restriction
12: I linger late at night waiting for the bus
No amount of neon jazz could hide the oozing vibes of death
13: Kathy had two kids already
And an abortion is what she chose
Christian showed her a bloody fetus
She said "That's fine, I'll have one of those."
14: He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
15: If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
16: Feel the freeze burn skin
Salt your open wounds
A burning desire clears your eyes
A willful air fills your lungs
17:I don't need no one to put a gun to my head
No, I can do that better than anyone else
Oh, things are working out pretty good for me
Cause I'm the greatest suicide machine
18: Now here's the pitch
Hiding inside certified genocide
Ain't that a Bush, repeat ain't that a Bush?
Out of nowhere headed to the hot house
Killed 135 at the last count
Texas Bounce! Texas Bounce!
19:The silent stray inertia
No burden on my back
No determinance, no ballast
No chance of looking back
20: The lights are on, the stage is set for failure
In your minds I will burn in effigy forever
21: Replacing love with rage
Now we're filled with hate
Mourning our lost days
The truth we can't accept
We choose not to face
22: Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse
If you love your fun- Die for it
23: I feel like a cow in the field
Awaiting to be fed my last meal
24: Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.
25: They sell me short, shatter my ambitions
They buy me out.. that's the wrong description
They buy me off, I've got ammunition
Thats what they want from me
But what we want is free