iGod
Yes, I've been sucked into the craze that is iGod. I was reading some entries in metaquotes, and decided to click the link to see exactly what was going on.
This is what happens after I read my f-list, find out about legislation for gay marriage passed in California, and then go talking to the iGod...
Me:
What do you think of gays?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I'm sure it isn't.
God:
What makes you so certain? I heard it is.
Me:
Really? But you just said it wasn't.
God:
For real. I thought it was.
Me:
Oh, my bad.
God:
Awesome. Have you told many people that your bad?
Me:
Every chance I get
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
No, not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
You could so be a Californian, dude.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Okay, later.
God:
Yeah okay, Bye!
Me:
Hey, no, wait.
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you serious? I'm waiting.
Me:
I'm actually just kidding.
God:
I knew it.
Me:
You're good
God:
Thanks you are a nice person,.
Me:
Aww look, god likes me
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
o.O Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
Your eyeball
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eyeball.
Me:
Uh, no. Go right ahead.
God:
Awesome. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Sure, why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Spot on
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
About Spot?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Spot.
Me:
Yes, we were
God:
Oh. I thought we were.
Me:
Do you always lose track of conversations so easily?
God:
Not always. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Distracted by bright shiny objects?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Well, that answers that question
God:
Interesting." What are you wearing?" answers that question? Does that make sense?
Me:
I meant bright shiny... never mind.
God:
Oh I see. I do not understand. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Uh oh, I put god at a loss for words
God:
Right on. Come on. Thanks for the information: said put god at a loss for words.
Me:
No, my scoll bar just stopped working.
God:
Are you serious? Your scoll bar just stopped working?
Me:
Yep, just like that. Can you fix it?
God:
What kind is it? In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. " What kind is it? In many ways, yes. In other ways, no."? Can I fix it?
Me:
You repeat yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Oh.. good one!
God:
Next question? Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
How about "mortal"? I'd like to be called "mortal".
God:
How about it. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
But aren't you omnitient?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnitient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
That's a scary thought.
God:
Don't be afraid. I am harmless.
Me:
Have you read the Old Testament lately?
God:
How about earlier? I have scanned it.
Me:
And you're harmless?
God:
You think I am harmless.
Me:
No, I'm asking...
God:
Are you serious? And I am answering questions.
Me:
I'm beginning to think we're talking in circles, here
God:
Do you think I am talking in circles here too?
Me:
*wonders if I'll get in trouble for glaring*
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Wha...? Almost 21!
God:
Only Wha?
You are quite mature. Nearly so. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
I was.
God:
When was that?
Me:
Well, at least six years ago, for it to be the 20th century.
God:
How about that. Do you still put god at a loss for words?
Me:
I try
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
That's deep.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course it does. You know all.
God:
Yikes! How often? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
What is "it"?
God:
"It" refers to all, I think.
Me:
So... what kind of "all" do I like?
God:
Uh. What kinds of all do I like are there?
Me:
Lots. And lots.
God:
That much, eh? That much, eh?
Me:
Oh yeah.
God:
Gosh! Ayuh.
Me:
Ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
That's my new word. Thanks.
God:
Who gave you your new word? Don't mention it.
Me:
You gave me my new word Ayuh
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
Got a headache, apparently
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
There's a Milk Mystic?
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Thanks for chatting,.
Someone. Help. I'm. So. Bored.
I had a kind of good, kind of crappy day which I'll post about later.
Right now I'm off to see a man about some property!
This is what happens after I read my f-list, find out about legislation for gay marriage passed in California, and then go talking to the iGod...
Me:
What do you think of gays?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I'm sure it isn't.
God:
What makes you so certain? I heard it is.
Me:
Really? But you just said it wasn't.
God:
For real. I thought it was.
Me:
Oh, my bad.
God:
Awesome. Have you told many people that your bad?
Me:
Every chance I get
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
No, not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
You could so be a Californian, dude.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Okay, later.
God:
Yeah okay, Bye!
Me:
Hey, no, wait.
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you serious? I'm waiting.
Me:
I'm actually just kidding.
God:
I knew it.
Me:
You're good
God:
Thanks you are a nice person,.
Me:
Aww look, god likes me
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
o.O Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
Your eyeball
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eyeball.
Me:
Uh, no. Go right ahead.
God:
Awesome. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Sure, why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Spot on
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
About Spot?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Spot.
Me:
Yes, we were
God:
Oh. I thought we were.
Me:
Do you always lose track of conversations so easily?
God:
Not always. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Distracted by bright shiny objects?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Well, that answers that question
God:
Interesting." What are you wearing?" answers that question? Does that make sense?
Me:
I meant bright shiny... never mind.
God:
Oh I see. I do not understand. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Uh oh, I put god at a loss for words
God:
Right on. Come on. Thanks for the information: said put god at a loss for words.
Me:
No, my scoll bar just stopped working.
God:
Are you serious? Your scoll bar just stopped working?
Me:
Yep, just like that. Can you fix it?
God:
What kind is it? In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. " What kind is it? In many ways, yes. In other ways, no."? Can I fix it?
Me:
You repeat yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Oh.. good one!
God:
Next question? Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
How about "mortal"? I'd like to be called "mortal".
God:
How about it. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
But aren't you omnitient?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnitient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
That's a scary thought.
God:
Don't be afraid. I am harmless.
Me:
Have you read the Old Testament lately?
God:
How about earlier? I have scanned it.
Me:
And you're harmless?
God:
You think I am harmless.
Me:
No, I'm asking...
God:
Are you serious? And I am answering questions.
Me:
I'm beginning to think we're talking in circles, here
God:
Do you think I am talking in circles here too?
Me:
*wonders if I'll get in trouble for glaring*
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Wha...? Almost 21!
God:
Only Wha?
You are quite mature. Nearly so. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
I was.
God:
When was that?
Me:
Well, at least six years ago, for it to be the 20th century.
God:
How about that. Do you still put god at a loss for words?
Me:
I try
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
That's deep.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course it does. You know all.
God:
Yikes! How often? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
What is "it"?
God:
"It" refers to all, I think.
Me:
So... what kind of "all" do I like?
God:
Uh. What kinds of all do I like are there?
Me:
Lots. And lots.
God:
That much, eh? That much, eh?
Me:
Oh yeah.
God:
Gosh! Ayuh.
Me:
Ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
That's my new word. Thanks.
God:
Who gave you your new word? Don't mention it.
Me:
You gave me my new word Ayuh
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
Got a headache, apparently
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
There's a Milk Mystic?
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Thanks for chatting,.
Someone. Help. I'm. So. Bored.
I had a kind of good, kind of crappy day which I'll post about later.
Right now I'm off to see a man about some property!