fecking CRAZY dream
Me: OKAY MY DREAM was craaazy so you me Sean and randomly Franz’s friend the one who gives massages we all at your house and the timing was just after my birthday if you catch what I’m hinting at non birthday related
Bea: ok
Me: and there was a random Russian man with a gun
Bea: lmfao of course
Me: and for some reason you had gunpowder in your basement we had to blow your house up for some greater good and the man with gun was coming after us and I had a hoodie that worked like an invisibility cloak so I put it on but it wasn’t working all the way I guess cuz while you couldn’t see me you could see my shadow and I was in your basement with the gunman and the massage guy and the rules were, we had to match the gunman’s crazy movement so he wouldn’t find us and he was moving! like the Wii dance games why massage guy and I couldn’t just LEAVE the basement and go outside in the DARKNESS OF NIGHT WHERE SHARDOWS WERE EVERYWHERE idk maybe vashta nerada were involved too who knows but we stayed in your lit basement and I was carrying a case so I couldn’t quite keep up so I freaked and ran with my case and invisibility hoodie into some large shadow but he saw my shadow running and followed me but then when I entered the shadow he couldn’t pinpoint me but he knew I was there so we waited until he glanced at massage guy and I made another break for it we all exited your house and you were already out you had cleared it of your loved ones and the house went KABLOOEY
Bea: lol great
Me: and then I was running across the rooftop of some random glass house maybe a greenhouse? cuz there were plants in it I’m running and I’m running and it looks like I’m getting away and there was bang when gunman fired and everything went swirly and the world spinned round and round then next in my dream I’m outside of my body looking at myself dangling from a hole in the glass ceiling both my feet shot off just bone stump and muscle tendrils and blood dripping and you and benders clan and massage guy escaped safe from random gunman
Bea: lol
Me: while I water plants with red water :-$
Bea: haha oh god
Me: the end
Bea: great dream
Me: it was certainly the most unusual dream I’ve ever had I thought ppl weren’t supposed to dream themselves actually dying but I saw it happen it was freeeeaky
Bea: D:
Me: BUT YOU ESCAPED SAFELY :-D
Bea: huzzah xD
Me: just so you know dream-reso would take TWO bullets for you and the loss of feets
Bea: aww <>
Me: <> that's your cue to find me an adorable dragon to ride around on
Bea: what?
Me: hhtyd
Bea: ahaha I see
Me: the shit I dream when I’m on medication damn