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So I am reading this book called "BUST; guide to new girl order"
Its pretty good, and is on the same page as me with Eroticism.
So I am putting some "don'ts for boys" that i thought were pretty humorous.
In the beginning:
If we fuck on the first date, it doesn't mean I am waiting for an engagement ring to appear on the second date.
Don't use being drunk as an excuse for "accidentally" kissing me. If you kiss me, drunk or not, you have a BIG KISS to deal with.
Call me when you are going to call. Because, otherwise, I will wait for you to call and thats not nice.
Don't call me if you haven't gotten over your last girlfriend/boyfriend/mother. I'm not an understudy for a pshyco-romantic-drama.
Don't be afraid to fall in 'Like' with me, you big baby.
In a Relationship:
Don't squeeze my juicy butt at parties to prove you own me. Squeeze it at home to prove you want me, right now.
Don't forget to introduce me to your friends, unless you know I won't like him/her. In which case, hey thanks.
No carnations or single red roses. Not that I dont want to be your Personal Emily Post. But they're corny.
Sex:
Don't sniff my undies. It creeps me out.
Don't get uptight if I want to masturbate. Help or watch; it looks pretty cool.
Don't tell me to go down first if you are planning to absolutely not go down on me!
Kinky is good, scary is not.
Don't be intimidated by my vibrator.
Sex on my period? ask me if I'm in the mood. See what happens.
cuddling is an art form. Master it.
I thought that would be educational.
<3
Its pretty good, and is on the same page as me with Eroticism.
So I am putting some "don'ts for boys" that i thought were pretty humorous.
In the beginning:
If we fuck on the first date, it doesn't mean I am waiting for an engagement ring to appear on the second date.
Don't use being drunk as an excuse for "accidentally" kissing me. If you kiss me, drunk or not, you have a BIG KISS to deal with.
Call me when you are going to call. Because, otherwise, I will wait for you to call and thats not nice.
Don't call me if you haven't gotten over your last girlfriend/boyfriend/mother. I'm not an understudy for a pshyco-romantic-drama.
Don't be afraid to fall in 'Like' with me, you big baby.
In a Relationship:
Don't squeeze my juicy butt at parties to prove you own me. Squeeze it at home to prove you want me, right now.
Don't forget to introduce me to your friends, unless you know I won't like him/her. In which case, hey thanks.
No carnations or single red roses. Not that I dont want to be your Personal Emily Post. But they're corny.
Sex:
Don't sniff my undies. It creeps me out.
Don't get uptight if I want to masturbate. Help or watch; it looks pretty cool.
Don't tell me to go down first if you are planning to absolutely not go down on me!
Kinky is good, scary is not.
Don't be intimidated by my vibrator.
Sex on my period? ask me if I'm in the mood. See what happens.
cuddling is an art form. Master it.
I thought that would be educational.
<3