Haha this is funny...

Feb 13, 2006 03:23


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joshua!
  1. The colour of Joshua is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is!
  2. Antarctica is the only continent without Joshua!
  3. The air around Joshua is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Joshua.
  5. Joshua cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Joshua to drop bombs.
  7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Joshua.
  8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Joshua supply!
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Joshua can not.
  10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Joshua.
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