For your reading pleasure
Actual transcript of a phone call from my mother last night:
Me: *reads caller id, answers phone*
Me: Hey, mom.
Mom: JULY 4TH!!!
Me: *pause* ... what?
Mom: JULY 4TH!!!!
Me: *longer pause* ... what are you talking about?
Mom: Transformers the movie!
Me: OH! Yeah, 7-4-7.
Mom: I just saw it on tv.
Me: Okay.
Mom: Are we going?
Me: Uh, yeah.
Mom: It's a date!
Me: Kay.
Mom: Love you, bye.
Me: *hangs up*
Not sure if it will be good at all, but it's pretty bad ass when your mom calls to tell you what date Transformers comes to theaters.