Out of Office AutoReply: WHERE THE PHUCK ON CHRIST'S TOAST ARE YOU, LADY?

[darksally]

Tomorrow will be my last day of working with the ChocoEntity which means that I will make a bunch of cash money, honey, that day and that, also and in addition to this, I will have a bunch of sex involving portafilters and ChocoEntity brand dessert product.

And steam. I will have sex with the steam.

Wait, no I will not.

Anyway. I will be working under a Baby that wears ceramics on its head. Its espresso will make your girl parts weep.