Milk Cow Blues
Why is it that me and everybody else around here continues to find the stickers that our dairy supplier puts on top of the milk jugs to differentiate the whole milk from the skim endlessly funny simply because the ones on the whole milk jugs say "HOMO"?
I mean, after the nth time we open a fresh jug, the joke should start to wear a little thin, right? And laying out all of the used milk caps with the HOMO labels across the counter -- or simply taping them to our shirts -- on National Coming Out Day wouldn't be cause for hilarity?
But then, these are the people who still laugh whenever I call our milk supplier our "dairier."
I mean, after the nth time we open a fresh jug, the joke should start to wear a little thin, right? And laying out all of the used milk caps with the HOMO labels across the counter -- or simply taping them to our shirts -- on National Coming Out Day wouldn't be cause for hilarity?
But then, these are the people who still laugh whenever I call our milk supplier our "dairier."