Fig du jour
"There's your change, and there's some sugar and napkins back there if you need them."
"Thanks, slut."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, 'Thanks a lot.'"
"Er, you're welcome. Have a good one."
I'm very tired this morning, so I could've very well imagined that, and I do have a bite mark on my shoulder, but most people wouldn't notice it unless they were specifically looking for something like that and knew what to look for. I'm not sure, though, and, therefore, have no excuse to scold anybody for sticking their nose in areas where they're clearly uninvited.
I'm making invisible figs at him anyway. Just to be safe.
"Thanks, slut."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, 'Thanks a lot.'"
"Er, you're welcome. Have a good one."
I'm very tired this morning, so I could've very well imagined that, and I do have a bite mark on my shoulder, but most people wouldn't notice it unless they were specifically looking for something like that and knew what to look for. I'm not sure, though, and, therefore, have no excuse to scold anybody for sticking their nose in areas where they're clearly uninvited.
I'm making invisible figs at him anyway. Just to be safe.