In which monkeys are not referenced

Nov 19, 2005 10:34

I've thought of a better way to divert business from my kiosk. Better than cheerleaders? You bet!

Here's what you do. You give a group of bigots from the First Baptist Church a bunch of signs with slogans like "GOD HATES AMERICA" and "FAGS EAT FECES" printed on them and a permit to wave these signs near the hotel entrance.

I'm doping myself up severely with chamomile tea because, honey, another shot of espresso and I'll be on them like the ebola virus.
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