asscrackistan
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I helped scissorhands727 across the street (6 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, 0xaugust_snowx0 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4351 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
darkqatzar
i just like how i rule asscrackistan