Ca$hless and Pathetic
No car means no school
So solution... get a car
Down payment for a car is 2500+half of my monthly earnings until its paid off
Can't do that with this job
By the time next pay check comes im broke
So solution... get new job
Wait nope, can't
Not until i have a ride to work
So solution... get a car
Oh wait
We went over this
Fine, lets try a student loans
Student loans accept nearly everyone
And I can use the student loan to pay the car!
Alright
Applied
Denied
Applied with dad cosigning
Denied
Asked family for cosigning
Denied
Thought process for who can help
Access denied
So I'm 19 working a dead end job and no apperant future
Wow this is an early start
At least I'm ahead of the game
Maybe i should just get a loan and buy a shotgun
Wait... fuck
So solution... get a car
Down payment for a car is 2500+half of my monthly earnings until its paid off
Can't do that with this job
By the time next pay check comes im broke
So solution... get new job
Wait nope, can't
Not until i have a ride to work
So solution... get a car
Oh wait
We went over this
Fine, lets try a student loans
Student loans accept nearly everyone
And I can use the student loan to pay the car!
Alright
Applied
Denied
Applied with dad cosigning
Denied
Asked family for cosigning
Denied
Thought process for who can help
Access denied
So I'm 19 working a dead end job and no apperant future
Wow this is an early start
At least I'm ahead of the game
Maybe i should just get a loan and buy a shotgun
Wait... fuck