update and gossip time
Well I recently got a row from EvilMommie, (A.K.A Adelheide) so I decided to tell you all some stories.
Well first of all my fabulous drunken debauchery weekend just got cancelled, kinda sucks, but at least it gives me a chance to get caught up.
Any way, I decided to tell you about my mother. Many of you may have heard me mention her before, and despite what I may have led you to believe she is not The Devil. If anything it is her and not that egotistical self righteous imbecillic waste of fucking spunk I have as a paternal unit. And I figured that you might appreciate a little more intel on her. First off while she is indeed a lady, and is somewhere in her mid 40s ( as far as I'm admitting). However a gentle old woman she is not. One occasion that shows this was back when she worked in Safeway. She had gone out with some of her friends and this Jackass decided to push in front of her, what happened next can be qouted
Her: Excuse me, but there's a line here
Him: (sarcastically) Oh well I'm Sorry
Her:(while staying still and smiling politely) Yes you are
At which point she then dragged her Stiletto Heel right down the inside of his shin, he was then very careful to be polite to her after that, don't know why.
Another prime example was when she was looking after this child she does respite care with, I had gone to meet her and had noticed that the lift had jammed on the lower floor, well no sooner had I gone down to fix it. Than this horrid little man had grabbed me and hauled me out of the lift, he then proceeded to tear me a new one, and first chance I got I walked away, and he kicked the door shut, well when I got up to mum she said to go up stairs and she would join me in a minute, as she had something to take care of. When she met up with me she told me that she had ripped right through him and that his friends had been there, and some of the shop staff as well. The little man was the store manager, and she made sure that the full story got spread around the entire store.
Add the avenger side of her personality to a sense of humour and knowledge that would shock a squad of marines and guess why I love my Mother.
She truly deserves the SuperMum title, and I want to take the chance to say an early Happy Mothers Day to her
Well first of all my fabulous drunken debauchery weekend just got cancelled, kinda sucks, but at least it gives me a chance to get caught up.
Any way, I decided to tell you about my mother. Many of you may have heard me mention her before, and despite what I may have led you to believe she is not The Devil. If anything it is her and not that egotistical self righteous imbecillic waste of fucking spunk I have as a paternal unit. And I figured that you might appreciate a little more intel on her. First off while she is indeed a lady, and is somewhere in her mid 40s ( as far as I'm admitting). However a gentle old woman she is not. One occasion that shows this was back when she worked in Safeway. She had gone out with some of her friends and this Jackass decided to push in front of her, what happened next can be qouted
Her: Excuse me, but there's a line here
Him: (sarcastically) Oh well I'm Sorry
Her:(while staying still and smiling politely) Yes you are
At which point she then dragged her Stiletto Heel right down the inside of his shin, he was then very careful to be polite to her after that, don't know why.
Another prime example was when she was looking after this child she does respite care with, I had gone to meet her and had noticed that the lift had jammed on the lower floor, well no sooner had I gone down to fix it. Than this horrid little man had grabbed me and hauled me out of the lift, he then proceeded to tear me a new one, and first chance I got I walked away, and he kicked the door shut, well when I got up to mum she said to go up stairs and she would join me in a minute, as she had something to take care of. When she met up with me she told me that she had ripped right through him and that his friends had been there, and some of the shop staff as well. The little man was the store manager, and she made sure that the full story got spread around the entire store.
Add the avenger side of her personality to a sense of humour and knowledge that would shock a squad of marines and guess why I love my Mother.
She truly deserves the SuperMum title, and I want to take the chance to say an early Happy Mothers Day to her