Announcement

[darkp_hawk]

Official stance: If you want to marry a rich old guy and not do math, no judging regardless of gender.

Comments

[lumy12]

Details?

Ahhhhh I love that Eagles song "Lyin' Eyes"...

[darkp_hawk]

I'll assume you want details on how that came up and not how to marry an old rich guy. I'm pretty sure Jeremy wouldn't appreciate me telling you how to marry an old rich guy anyways. too soon?

One of my students got frustrated with math that day and said she'd just marry an old rich guy. Another male student popped in and asked if that works for him as well. I decided, in the name of promoting tolerance, not to judge anyone who marries an old rich guy... even if they are another guy.

[lumy12]

I used to want to marry a rich old guy for his money! Except I couldn't figure out what he'd get out of the deal since I wouldn't be having sex with him... lol.

Very tolerant of you!

[darkp_hawk]

He'd get to write you off as a charity and have the chance at an extramarital affair.

[lumy12]

Haha, what kind of charity would I be? Something cat-related!

[darkp_hawk]

You can be the aibyouka charity.

[lumy12]

British shorthair cats? (had to google that one!)

[darkp_hawk]

Would you prefer Tabby? Scottish fold?

[lumy12]

No matter! Feline is good :)

[darkp_hawk]

Alright. Your charity will be called the feline charity by the old rich guy.

[lumy12]

Nice! Will it get added to my spreadsheet?

[darkp_hawk]

Probably.