Totally. Awesome. Night.

[darknessshinesx]

Today is a glorious day in the history of Club SODA. We have added two ridiculously cool members, teh Ashley, and teh Katie (KTR).
The roster is now:
Jim - Sodablade
Wil - Sodagun
Kara - Sodahammer
Ashley - Panda Ninja Assassin 1
Katie - Panda Ninja Assassin 2

Rather leet, if I do say so myself.
Check Katie's eljay for the best quotes.

My favorite part was when Katie came back. Possibly the funniest thing ever.

Or perhaps when I drew a giant... flower on Ash's head and she wanted me to lick it off? Weirdo.

So check this out:

Ish = Is
Yesh = Yes

Therefore:

Ash = @$$.

Mwahahaha.

This is Jim Carlson, Chef/OboePercussionist/SwedishHeroKnight/Onion/Writer extroardinaire signing off.

Stay classy planet Earth.