lix - you'll get nothing and like it
Dear Greatfather Winter.
I'm supposed to tell you what I want? Alright.
I want control of the Barge. I want floods abolished. I want Azeroth, I want Kil'jaeden's head on a platter. I want the sunwell, the Eye of Dalaran, the Book of Medivh, and Sargeras' staff. I want... Anub'arak. Sylvanas Windrunner. Jaina Proudmoore. Hix. Nicolas. Elric. I want diplomatic immunity in the Alliance territories, fear toxin cannons equipped to Icecrown Citadel, and my old Throne back. I want Yogg-Saron begging at my feet like a dog. I want a skeleton army. You don't need to wait for the twenty-fifth for that one. I want geists, a full vargul honor guard, ghouls, nerubians, frostwyrms, abominations, flesh titans, val'kyr, liches, and a completed version of Malykriss for Kel'thuzad. Fill it with... whatever sort of sciency things he likes. Books. And bring him back his cat, and make him Archmage of the Kirin Tor. Actually, forget that last one - I want Dalaran shot down. Yes, again. I want you to flood Orgrimmar, burn Stormwind, and ... oh, I don't know, and set a plague of locusts on Light's Hope Chapel. In fact, I want a strand of the plague that paladins aren't immune to. I want my powers back, but while we're at it, I think I've been patient enough that I should have some extras as well. The ability to lift things with my mind would be useful. And maybe teleportation. I also want every blood elf and naga killed. Round them up, have them stand in a line. I want the Illidari dismantled and publicly humiliated, if possible. I want the Cult of the Damned to become the dominant religion on Azeroth among all races. I want... swords, knives, crossbows, maces, anything, get me a damn weapon. I want Light's Vengeance, and a nice quiet runeblade with a zweihander grip and one serrated edge. I want a siege engine. I want a catapult that can fit into the hallways that I can use to launch undead spiders at people. Actually, I want several siege engines, in case Fordring takes my first one. He shouldn't be able to, though, because I'll have control of the Barge, don't forget. Omnipotence. Admiral-like powers. You get the idea.
And a pony. I also want a pony. Hm. Yes, I think that's it, I can manage the rest on my own.
I'm supposed to tell you what I want? Alright.
I want control of the Barge. I want floods abolished. I want Azeroth, I want Kil'jaeden's head on a platter. I want the sunwell, the Eye of Dalaran, the Book of Medivh, and Sargeras' staff. I want... Anub'arak. Sylvanas Windrunner. Jaina Proudmoore. Hix. Nicolas. Elric. I want diplomatic immunity in the Alliance territories, fear toxin cannons equipped to Icecrown Citadel, and my old Throne back. I want Yogg-Saron begging at my feet like a dog. I want a skeleton army. You don't need to wait for the twenty-fifth for that one. I want geists, a full vargul honor guard, ghouls, nerubians, frostwyrms, abominations, flesh titans, val'kyr, liches, and a completed version of Malykriss for Kel'thuzad. Fill it with... whatever sort of sciency things he likes. Books. And bring him back his cat, and make him Archmage of the Kirin Tor. Actually, forget that last one - I want Dalaran shot down. Yes, again. I want you to flood Orgrimmar, burn Stormwind, and ... oh, I don't know, and set a plague of locusts on Light's Hope Chapel. In fact, I want a strand of the plague that paladins aren't immune to. I want my powers back, but while we're at it, I think I've been patient enough that I should have some extras as well. The ability to lift things with my mind would be useful. And maybe teleportation. I also want every blood elf and naga killed. Round them up, have them stand in a line. I want the Illidari dismantled and publicly humiliated, if possible. I want the Cult of the Damned to become the dominant religion on Azeroth among all races. I want... swords, knives, crossbows, maces, anything, get me a damn weapon. I want Light's Vengeance, and a nice quiet runeblade with a zweihander grip and one serrated edge. I want a siege engine. I want a catapult that can fit into the hallways that I can use to launch undead spiders at people. Actually, I want several siege engines, in case Fordring takes my first one. He shouldn't be able to, though, because I'll have control of the Barge, don't forget. Omnipotence. Admiral-like powers. You get the idea.
And a pony. I also want a pony. Hm. Yes, I think that's it, I can manage the rest on my own.