Before going to work...
I think I spam my Friends' pages WAY too often with these.... sorry~ T_T
Masculine Traits:
[ ] You have a penis.
[X] You would prefer having a penis. (that's why I'm trans... T_T)
[/] You don't wear makeup. (only to mess around when I am home/when I'm totally bored and preferably the lights have gone off)
[X] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (Would. If I had money for an XBOX, the game and plenty of time to play it. T_T I'm poor~)
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[X] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (still want to be a policewoman or firefighter. Still wishing to become a ninja, pirate or a POKEMON trainer. No good luck so far, though)
[X] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (luv~)
[X] You like violent music. (Metal, hard Rock)
[/] You don't care how you smell. (unless I go to work. >.>)
[X] You look up to male role-models.
[X] You can relate to guy logic. (also, the perverted included)
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect. (my father never taught me a lot.. But I get along with tools well. xD)
[X] You like baggy clothes. ( I need my space ~(^o^)~ )
[ ] You like a well tailored suit.
[X] You love memes.
[X] You like big dogs. (I don’t consider small dogs like Chihuahuas REAL dogs…)
[X] Fedoras are cool.
[X] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[X] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[X] You sit with your legs apart. (like I said, I need my space~)
[X] You don't understand women. (Women are strange, complicated creatures.)
[X] You rarely cry in front of people. (rarely. Even my mother has seen me cry once the past, like, 5 years…?)
[X] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[X] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect. (luv~)
[ ] You hold doors for women/disabled. (NO way in hell)
[/] You brag about how much you can bench. (depends…)
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance. ( I wouldn’t if I had.)
Total: 19,5
Feminine Traits
[X] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[ ] You wish you were thinner. (I like myself for what/who I am. However, I still want those 3 cm in my height…. >.<)
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (have no idea what those are..)
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. (HELL NO! ((O.O)) )
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. (nuuu)
[X] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child. (I don’t believe a boy can’t dream to be a celebrity…? WTH with those stereotypes…?)
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. (no unless it’s for a story I’m writing and it will help me out a bit. But it’s not me, it’s another person)
[/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. (Oshare Kei, J-pop counts…?)
[ ] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (no, I live in my own little world~ ^^)
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. (HELL NO! When other girls mention something like dat, I just look around awkwardly…)
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[/] You love to dye your hair. (haven’t, want and I like it as long as it suits the person)
[X] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (BITCH PLEASE! Chocolate and NUTELLA is magic art!)
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[/] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. (I have a lot of personalities and one of them worries about myself not bringing a grandchild to my mother. Who, by the way, WANTS one greatly… -.-)
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture. (I wish I had a good posture…)
[ ] The male brain is a mystery. (not at all. It’s just another brain, like a woman’s but not filled with make-up, clothes and such but rather games, having fun and porn… -.-)
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (I hide my sadness very well. But when it’s WAY to much, I will get angry over something VERY random or simple just to get those feelings out)
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. (lol NO!)
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (DAFUQ I just read…? O.O)
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. (still… DAFUQ?)
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. (I won’t get in a bath unless I really NEED to. And still, I take about 40 minutes to step in there. Lol)
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (I would rather the word; complicated feelings I can’t read and, therefore, express nicely)
[ ] You love cute little animals. (I love lions, dinosaurs, horses and canines. No fluffy shit to me)
[ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. (DAFUQ?! I don’t even HAVE a bed right now! I sleep on a couch!)
Total: 4,5
Last but not least, here's a pic of a beautiful Jrocker without top~ : here
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~troll
Alright, but this one is truly a shiny treasure: Miyavi
Masculine Traits:
[ ] You have a penis.
[X] You would prefer having a penis. (that's why I'm trans... T_T)
[/] You don't wear makeup. (only to mess around when I am home/when I'm totally bored and preferably the lights have gone off)
[X] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (Would. If I had money for an XBOX, the game and plenty of time to play it. T_T I'm poor~)
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[X] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (still want to be a policewoman or firefighter. Still wishing to become a ninja, pirate or a POKEMON trainer. No good luck so far, though)
[X] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (luv~)
[X] You like violent music. (Metal, hard Rock)
[/] You don't care how you smell. (unless I go to work. >.>)
[X] You look up to male role-models.
[X] You can relate to guy logic. (also, the perverted included)
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect. (my father never taught me a lot.. But I get along with tools well. xD)
[X] You like baggy clothes. ( I need my space ~(^o^)~ )
[ ] You like a well tailored suit.
[X] You love memes.
[X] You like big dogs. (I don’t consider small dogs like Chihuahuas REAL dogs…)
[X] Fedoras are cool.
[X] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[X] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[X] You sit with your legs apart. (like I said, I need my space~)
[X] You don't understand women. (Women are strange, complicated creatures.)
[X] You rarely cry in front of people. (rarely. Even my mother has seen me cry once the past, like, 5 years…?)
[X] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[X] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect. (luv~)
[ ] You hold doors for women/disabled. (NO way in hell)
[/] You brag about how much you can bench. (depends…)
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance. ( I wouldn’t if I had.)
Total: 19,5
Feminine Traits
[X] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[ ] You wish you were thinner. (I like myself for what/who I am. However, I still want those 3 cm in my height…. >.<)
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (have no idea what those are..)
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. (HELL NO! ((O.O)) )
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. (nuuu)
[X] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child. (I don’t believe a boy can’t dream to be a celebrity…? WTH with those stereotypes…?)
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. (no unless it’s for a story I’m writing and it will help me out a bit. But it’s not me, it’s another person)
[/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. (Oshare Kei, J-pop counts…?)
[ ] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (no, I live in my own little world~ ^^)
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. (HELL NO! When other girls mention something like dat, I just look around awkwardly…)
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[/] You love to dye your hair. (haven’t, want and I like it as long as it suits the person)
[X] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (BITCH PLEASE! Chocolate and NUTELLA is magic art!)
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[/] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. (I have a lot of personalities and one of them worries about myself not bringing a grandchild to my mother. Who, by the way, WANTS one greatly… -.-)
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture. (I wish I had a good posture…)
[ ] The male brain is a mystery. (not at all. It’s just another brain, like a woman’s but not filled with make-up, clothes and such but rather games, having fun and porn… -.-)
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (I hide my sadness very well. But when it’s WAY to much, I will get angry over something VERY random or simple just to get those feelings out)
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. (lol NO!)
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (DAFUQ I just read…? O.O)
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. (still… DAFUQ?)
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. (I won’t get in a bath unless I really NEED to. And still, I take about 40 minutes to step in there. Lol)
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (I would rather the word; complicated feelings I can’t read and, therefore, express nicely)
[ ] You love cute little animals. (I love lions, dinosaurs, horses and canines. No fluffy shit to me)
[ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. (DAFUQ?! I don’t even HAVE a bed right now! I sleep on a couch!)
Total: 4,5
Last but not least, here's a pic of a beautiful Jrocker without top~ : here
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.
.
.
.
.
.
~troll
Alright, but this one is truly a shiny treasure: Miyavi
