Is Brian Kenny Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch??
hilariously awesome weekend... man graduating is gonna suck. I've had such a fucking blast these last couple weekends.
Thursday night Straylight Run played at the Scrounge....me and Nick went to go check it out. The opening band was pretty cool... Nightmare of You. Right before Straylight played, there was some weird guy with a guitar, singing these pretty hilarious random songs about weird shit. Straylight was pretty damn good... they played Slow Descent, which they said they haven't played in months...which is my favorite song by them, so that ruled. Michelle Nolan is really hot. There was this kid in front of us that used to live in East windsor, and I didn't even know he went here. He was acting like a tool.. after every song he would yell 'i loove you michelle!'... when she switched from keyboards to guitar.. 'youre sooo talented michelle' and he was talking to his friends like the whole time during the songs. I wanted to punch him so bad.
Friday: me and Sweeney made it our mission to get the kegerator in action. We needed to get co2, so we drove to this paintball place in Elkton, MD... but they didn't have the right size valve to fill it. So we found some gas place that filled it for us. Went to peddler's, picked up a keg of keystone. Went back and set it all up...and the keg began flowing. There is nothing sweeter than having your own keg available at all times. So we drank some beerz and then went to Grottos happy hour for a while. We decided that we should have a party that night. Went back home, Dave Evan and Nat got there ... drove us to pick up another keg for the party. Party was pretty uneventful and small for a while... played some beer pong, etc. Then these three trashy girls and one guy show up. The one had this cutoff shirt on that barely covered her boobs. So they come in and we're like 'Do you know anyone here?' and they name like 5 names of no one that lives here. We tell them that its a private party and they have to leave. Then something..I'm not sure what..happens and all hell breaks loose. I think Neimeister called one of them a whore or something so he got slapped..then another one poured an entire beer on this girl Laura's head.. that's when I was like 'okay get the fuck out of here you stupid white trash whore'. The girl punches me in the face twice.. I was like a little stunned by it for a second then I just kind of pushed her outside and I'm screaming shit at her calling her a dirty vagina and whatever else. She throws this heavy glass mug at my head and it hits me in the shoulder. Then for the next couple minutes shit really hits the fan. These girls start fighting the girls from my party and its just a huge brawl in the parking lot. One of the girls was jumping on my friend Lauren's car and dented up the hood. I saw the bitch that hit me and she was fighting one of my friends so I grabbed her and put her in like a choke hold and I'm just like 'you stupid fucking bitch i'll kill you' then I just kind of throw her aside and Heather knocks her on the ground. Eventually everything settles down and the cops show up. We gave them the description of the girls. So the cops go out back and the bitches were stupid enough to go start shit at the house two doors down.... and get arrested. Marrissa and Lauren are going to press charges against them.
Another funny thing that happened later on was we were walking back from getting food and these kids come running by.and they're like 'oh shit, I stopped at the wrong house' then a couple seconds later this metalhead kid with a giant knife or something comes running by chasing after them. It was just random and funny.
Saturday: Went to get IHOP, Dave and Evan peeced out. Then we went back and did a Power Esche before the Flyers game. A power Esche is much like a power hour except you only take 42 shots instead of 60. Then we watched the Flyers lose to Tampa Bay. boooo. Stockingers older sister came over to visit also. We played some beer pong ... because its always a good idea when you have a keg. Chapelfest was going on, but I didn't ever end up going over there...heard it was fun though. So we went over to Kate's and I was bored... bars just don't do it for me at all. So I gave Joel and Andrew a call to see what they were up to and they were at this party... so I left the bar and went over there. On the way there I saw these two kids who were looking for some street, and I was just like I dunno where it is...fuck it, come with me to this party. So they did haha. Got to the party.. and bullshitted around over there for a while. Then we decided to go to another party at the courtyards... according to Joel we lost Mark and Andrew and were in some random building for like 10 minutes until we were like 'yo where are we?' Finally we found it and it was sort of packed... me and Joel were grabbing girls asses. eventually i was like lets just go back to my apartment and play some pong. So on the way home some kid walking down the street gives me a cup with what he said was Jack Daniels in it. I gave it a smell test and it passed, so I just drank it and didn't think twice about it. I hope there was nothing really nasty in there. I pretty much started gagging and spitting up right after I drank it. By this time I'm fucking trashedddddd. We go home and play some beer pong, and lose every single game because I can't even see the cups anymore... I could barely even stand up, I kept falling into the wall. I surfed on an empty keg and busted my ass. Then one of them finds a robotussin bottle somewhere and we just passed it around chugging it. then they peeced out and I went to bed. I woke up at 10 with my shoes still on and I was still drunk. Then I went back to bed and didn't wake up until 3.
college!
Thursday night Straylight Run played at the Scrounge....me and Nick went to go check it out. The opening band was pretty cool... Nightmare of You. Right before Straylight played, there was some weird guy with a guitar, singing these pretty hilarious random songs about weird shit. Straylight was pretty damn good... they played Slow Descent, which they said they haven't played in months...which is my favorite song by them, so that ruled. Michelle Nolan is really hot. There was this kid in front of us that used to live in East windsor, and I didn't even know he went here. He was acting like a tool.. after every song he would yell 'i loove you michelle!'... when she switched from keyboards to guitar.. 'youre sooo talented michelle' and he was talking to his friends like the whole time during the songs. I wanted to punch him so bad.
Friday: me and Sweeney made it our mission to get the kegerator in action. We needed to get co2, so we drove to this paintball place in Elkton, MD... but they didn't have the right size valve to fill it. So we found some gas place that filled it for us. Went to peddler's, picked up a keg of keystone. Went back and set it all up...and the keg began flowing. There is nothing sweeter than having your own keg available at all times. So we drank some beerz and then went to Grottos happy hour for a while. We decided that we should have a party that night. Went back home, Dave Evan and Nat got there ... drove us to pick up another keg for the party. Party was pretty uneventful and small for a while... played some beer pong, etc. Then these three trashy girls and one guy show up. The one had this cutoff shirt on that barely covered her boobs. So they come in and we're like 'Do you know anyone here?' and they name like 5 names of no one that lives here. We tell them that its a private party and they have to leave. Then something..I'm not sure what..happens and all hell breaks loose. I think Neimeister called one of them a whore or something so he got slapped..then another one poured an entire beer on this girl Laura's head.. that's when I was like 'okay get the fuck out of here you stupid white trash whore'. The girl punches me in the face twice.. I was like a little stunned by it for a second then I just kind of pushed her outside and I'm screaming shit at her calling her a dirty vagina and whatever else. She throws this heavy glass mug at my head and it hits me in the shoulder. Then for the next couple minutes shit really hits the fan. These girls start fighting the girls from my party and its just a huge brawl in the parking lot. One of the girls was jumping on my friend Lauren's car and dented up the hood. I saw the bitch that hit me and she was fighting one of my friends so I grabbed her and put her in like a choke hold and I'm just like 'you stupid fucking bitch i'll kill you' then I just kind of throw her aside and Heather knocks her on the ground. Eventually everything settles down and the cops show up. We gave them the description of the girls. So the cops go out back and the bitches were stupid enough to go start shit at the house two doors down.... and get arrested. Marrissa and Lauren are going to press charges against them.
Another funny thing that happened later on was we were walking back from getting food and these kids come running by.and they're like 'oh shit, I stopped at the wrong house' then a couple seconds later this metalhead kid with a giant knife or something comes running by chasing after them. It was just random and funny.
Saturday: Went to get IHOP, Dave and Evan peeced out. Then we went back and did a Power Esche before the Flyers game. A power Esche is much like a power hour except you only take 42 shots instead of 60. Then we watched the Flyers lose to Tampa Bay. boooo. Stockingers older sister came over to visit also. We played some beer pong ... because its always a good idea when you have a keg. Chapelfest was going on, but I didn't ever end up going over there...heard it was fun though. So we went over to Kate's and I was bored... bars just don't do it for me at all. So I gave Joel and Andrew a call to see what they were up to and they were at this party... so I left the bar and went over there. On the way there I saw these two kids who were looking for some street, and I was just like I dunno where it is...fuck it, come with me to this party. So they did haha. Got to the party.. and bullshitted around over there for a while. Then we decided to go to another party at the courtyards... according to Joel we lost Mark and Andrew and were in some random building for like 10 minutes until we were like 'yo where are we?' Finally we found it and it was sort of packed... me and Joel were grabbing girls asses. eventually i was like lets just go back to my apartment and play some pong. So on the way home some kid walking down the street gives me a cup with what he said was Jack Daniels in it. I gave it a smell test and it passed, so I just drank it and didn't think twice about it. I hope there was nothing really nasty in there. I pretty much started gagging and spitting up right after I drank it. By this time I'm fucking trashedddddd. We go home and play some beer pong, and lose every single game because I can't even see the cups anymore... I could barely even stand up, I kept falling into the wall. I surfed on an empty keg and busted my ass. Then one of them finds a robotussin bottle somewhere and we just passed it around chugging it. then they peeced out and I went to bed. I woke up at 10 with my shoes still on and I was still drunk. Then I went back to bed and didn't wake up until 3.
college!