I'm a disease!
What kind of disease are you?
Mark:
Mark is caused by alien mind control rays.
Mark complex makes you think you're important. You aren't.
The only cure for Mark is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.
What kind of disease are you?
Azazel:
Azazel is caused by Satan.
Azazel disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
Azazel is curable by singing Michal Jackson songs at the top of your lungs, forever. You can never speak again, or you will die.
What kind of disease are you?
Thamuz:
Thamuz is caused by Satan.
Thamuz disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Thamuz, bathe in Nair.
I'm not sure if any of those cures are worth it........