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darkmog

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Dec 03, 2004 12:23

OMG, one more week, one more week and school is over! There's no more classes, but I have finals on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I did half of my research paper last night on the socio-economic effects of animal husbandry. Oh, man, there's so much information on this stuff. I literally read over 50 sources on this crap. Ugh. I have to ( Read more... )

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tharanbran December 3 2004, 12:01:28 UTC

Dood... Go to walmart and buy some ripped fuel. You're supposed to use it before you workout to really workout hard. But if you don't workout... You'll be like freaking out trying to clean everything and then some. But I don't think it would help you "study". Maybe if you were listening to some techno in a library and were really in the mood. You'd prolly study for like 10 hrs straight.

tharanbran December 3 2004, 12:02:09 UTC

And isn't it weird how comfortable you are telling us about your wee-wee? What if you met someone irl and they found this website!?

janux December 3 2004, 13:55:50 UTC

They wouldn't have to. Can you imagine Dan on a date with a girl? Out of the blue, he's going to blurt, "WHAT shade of red is your period blood?!"

darkmog December 3 2004, 21:09:50 UTC

No, I wouldn't ask something like that. Weirdo.

darkmog December 3 2004, 21:09:30 UTC

I doubt someone I met iRL would find this website. And, if they did, I wouldn't care, because I doubt they would have the courage to tell me about it.

janux December 3 2004, 13:54:46 UTC

Dan is like a prime example of why circumcision should be required by law. One day he's going to tear his foreskin off on accident by going too fast.

darkmog December 3 2004, 21:11:31 UTC

I wouldn't be surprised. I have slightly cut the skin beneath the head that is attached to the foreskin. I kinda pulled it to hard and to fast that it tore a bit. Not a lot, but just enough to sting for a few days. I think that piece of skin is called the fernellum or something. . .

janux December 4 2004, 07:03:09 UTC

Dude. NO ONE wants to hear this stuff, all right? Go get circumsized or SLOW DOWN OR STOP FUCKING JERKING OFF SO MUCH.

No one is allowed to call ME the perv in the room* -- I've never TORE MY PENIS because I just HAD TO JERK IT for the THIRD TIME that day.

*For some reason *I* got labelled the pervert in RPC, and I'm not even into anything abnormal. I just make the obvious jokes.

kurokuma December 4 2004, 22:50:54 UTC

Dude, we do NOT want Dan circumsized. If Dan get's circumsized, he's not gonna be able to jerk it for like, two weeks, and WE'RE gonna have to deal with the results of that! >_

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