[voice | all replies assumed about an hour later]
[First off, you're greeted to the lovely sound of something clattering. Loudly. With something that almost sounds like a bird screeching briefly in the background before everything cuts off.]
[Several moments later the sound sharply cuts back in with with a blunt taptaptap.] "--owing a mobile at me, that's real mature by the way." [And a taptaptap. Listen a little closer and you can probably hear something distantly in the background....sobbing?] "I think you broke it."
"Pity. The hell do you want now, birdie?"
"Lucien needs to talk with you about something." [A pause. Yeah, that's definitely sobbing back there somewhere.] "So who's this poor bastard?"
"Someone who's overstayed his welcome. I finished with him hours ago, but they don't always snap right back."
"What, do they just--" [Hold on for a BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM right about here. It's choked off almost as quickly as it starts, and for the next few moments there's only heavy silence. When the first voice speaks up again he sounds more than a little nauseated.] "....that's never gonna get any less disgusting to watch."
"Sorry, did you want one?"