[The camera is pointing out one of the sixth floor windows. A couple of trees, some birds, something that might be a squirrel; pretty boring, really. After a moment, the camera zooms in on the squirrel.]
Look at it down there. It's so tiny. [He giggles. It's not a cute little kid giggle; it's one of those "I want to watch the monster eat you" kind of giggles.] I bet it'll scream when I break its neck.
[Another giggle as the camera moves from one animal to another.]
I can't decide which one to go after first. I could swing that by its tail... but birds that can't fly are fun, too.
[A pause, then a growl; the camera snaps back around to the apartment, though wow, it's dark in here.]
Damn it. What the hell is wrong with me today?
[OOC: Okay, so... my headcanon is insane, so for his
past life, Dark is Shadow Link. Basically, er, he's younger, more sadistic, and oh, yeah, and he hates all the light world people for ignoring shadows.]