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[darkmastersword]

Either someone's come through and cleaned out all the good stuff, or everyone who used to live here was stupid. Oh, sure, there are a few little tiny knives -- [and by 'little tiny knives', he means a decent assortment of kitchen knives; they're laid out along the table along with every other vaguely sharp thing in the apartment] -- but damn, if I

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I couldn't resist [Voice]

[darkmastersword]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. They're for cutting food. I'm running out of supplies, so I need to go hunt, but oh, hey, whoever brought me here didn't bring my bow.

If it will get me a bow, I'm willing to go look.

[He sighs heavily.] This thing is at least six stories high -- I've seen towers shorter than this. Why isn't it done? Damn, this place sucks.

[Voice]

[darkmastersword]

You don't hunt? How the hell do you eat?

All right, then, where is this place?

[It takes him a moment to actually get the words out.] Thirty stories?! What kind of army do you need that much defense for? Ugh. This world makes no sense whatsoever...

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[darkmastersword]

Store?

Fine, I'm looking. [It takes him a minute, since this is weird, but thankfully once he finds the map, he knows what he's looking at.]

So I've noticed. See, this is why hunting works. I don't have to pay with money I don't have. Or do the ghosts run it?

[Voice]

[darkmastersword]

Stupid thing needs a bigger picture...

Oh, okay, there it is.

So walk in and steal what I need, got it. [He sighs.] See, I knew that was coming. Nothing's completely free. Tch, I even have to be careful trying to take a bath around here.

Store for now, I guess, since I don't have a bow yet. Maybe I'll get lucky and can find one while I'm out...

[He sighs again, half sigh, half growl.] I haven't spoken to Link yet.

[Voice]

[darkmastersword]

Should just draw these on paper; paper doesn't have a size limit.

Works for me, then. Okay, grocery store for food and maybe check some of the other stores for a bow. Anything else about the place you feel like telling me?

Lovely. [Yet another sigh.] I guess I shouldn't be too surprised if ghosts are running the place. Probably monsters everywhere just waiting for us to screw up.

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[darkmastersword]

Yeah, yeah; we'll see about that.

[He's muttering to himself; sounds like he's reading it.] Oh, yes, now something mentions crazy drowning lady. And since people keep mentioning it, I'll put tape on my sword before I head out. Crazy place.

Why not? The shadows are comfy. Besides, I know the shadows.

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[darkmastersword]

Surprised? Ha, no point in being surprised. No one's offered me much, and I'm not asking, either.

You should've said figure of speech, then. Tch, some of us actually mean it when we say it. [Grumble, grumble.] Hiding can also net you an advantage if you do it right.