Merlin - Penis of Lies
Title: Penis of Lies
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin Will/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for the third round of this year's Summer Pornathon - promt: AU
Kink(s)/Warning: voyeurism
Author’s Note: Finally able to post this. Huzzzah. Will and Arthur are BFFs forever.
Arthur tossed his things onto his bed and fell face first after them with a groan. Across the room, Will snorted at him, lowering his Religions in Western Culture book into his lap.
“Rough day, mate?”
“My father sucks sometimes,” said Arthur, his voice muffled by his comforter. He picked up his head a glanced halfheartedly over his shoulder at his roommate. “Also Morgana says hi.”
“Really?”
“I really wish you’d stop flirting with her, she’s like my best friend.”
“As long as you stop hitting on my best friend,” snarked Will, turning back to his book. It was a conversation they’d had often enough to repeat in their sleep. Arthur smirked and dropped his head back to his bed.
“But Merlin’s so…virginal.”
“Yeah, that’s pretty much my problem with it,” muttered Will, flipping a page of his book. “At least you don’t have to worry about me taking Morgana’s virginity. She lost that years ago-” Will ducked as Arthur chucked a pillow at him, laughing as he blocked a second pillow with his textbook. He paused and frowned at said pillow. “Isn’t this Merlin’s?”
“Hmm?” Arthur hummed absently, pulling his shirt over his head and tossing it the corner. He glanced at Will. “Ah, probably. I told you he’s inconspicuously moving in.”
“I really hoped you were fucking with me,” groaned Will, tossing the pillow back at Arthur who caught it. “Vivian called again.”
“Ew,” commented Arthur automatically, standing from his bed and crossing the room to his desk. He flipped open his laptop and logged in. “What she want?”
“What she always wants,” snorted Will, raising an eyebrow at Arthurs back. “You’re cock in her mouth.”
“When you put it like that-”
“That’s what you get for getting drunk without me. You end up hooking up with crazy women.”
“Keyword being women.”
“No, keyword being crazy,” clarified Will. “You’re not gay, you’re just a slut. And when you get trashed you attract crazy fucks. Like Sophia, who roofied your drink and tried to kill you. Then Cedric, can’t forget Cedric.”
“Cedirc just stalked me and stole my shit, he wasn’t all that dangerous.” Will snorted and stood from his bed, leaning his hip against Arthur’s desk with his arms crossed.
“Okay, Elena.”
“Elena was not that bad. We’re friends now! And she totally recovered.”
“Valient then. Valient tried to murder you with a snake. And don’t tell me your fling with Gwen didn’t have consequences.”
“Fine you win, I’m a slut,” conceded Arthur, blinding tossing his geometric compass at Will who caught it and tossed it back. “What’s your point?”
“Point? My point is that Merlin’s my best friend and he’s a very emotional manchild. I can’t stand the thought of you breaking his pure little heart with your penis of lies.” Arthur flipped him off and logged into his facebook account, scrolling through his events.
“Party tonight, Gwaine and Leon’s place.”
“Inviting your bf,” announced Will, already pulling out his phone to text Morgana. Arthur wacked him in the back.
“Make sure Merlin’s going, while you’re at it.”
“So you can take advantage of him?”
“Yeah.”
“God dammit, fine,” grumbled Will. “But if you hurt him, I’ll make you listen to Nikki Minja for the rest of eternity.”
Arthur looked horrified. “That threat actually has merit, Will. Fine. No breaking Merlin’s heart under pain of bleeding ears.”
.
“Arthur-”
Arthur interrupted Merlin with his hands down his pants. His mouth was on Merlin’s neck, already bright red from the attention he was giving it. He resurfaced only to press his mouth against Merlin’s cheekbone. “We have to be quite,” he muttered. “Will ‘ll kill me if he finds out what I’m doing.”
“But, I’ve never done this before,” admitted Merlin, going bright red at the confession. Arthur shook his head and licked the length of his jaw. “Ah! Arthur…”
“I know you haven’t and it’s adorable,” said Arthur. “But I have. And I’m going to take care of you.”
Arthur dropped to his knees before Merlin could question him, pulling his dick out of his pants. Merlin opened his mouth to protest, but all that came out was a garbled moan as Arthur’s mouth took him to the hilt.
“God, how are you doing this?” rasped Merlin, clutched the back of Arthur’s head with one hand while the other tried to find purchase on the wall behind him. Arthur hummed something in reply and continued his attention on Merlin’s cock. Merlin felt his balls tighten all too soon and in warning tightened his grip on Arthur’s hair.
Everything went white and the next thing Merlin knew Arthur was kissing him slowly, hands on either side of his neck, fingers brushing his jaw.
“This is going to be a good thing, Merlin,” muttered Arthur drunkenly against his lips. “Sod Will for making me wait this long.”
.
Will glared at the door Arthur had disappeared behind with Merlin, his red party cup still between his lips. Someone dropped into his side, alcohol sloshing over the edge of their cup as they settled into him on the couch.
“Will? You alright?” Will jerked out of his glare and looked at Morgana frowning next to him. He sighed and leaned back against the couch.
“Arthur’s fucking Merlin,” Morgana snickered.
“That sounds like the beginning of a bad joke,” she said. He looked at her dryly and the humor vanished from her eyes. “Oh my god, no way!”
“Yes way,” said Will, leaning into his sort of girlfriends personal space and smirking. Morgana pursed her lips to keep from smiling; Will pressed an open mouthed kiss to her neck. Morgana sighed contently and leaned into it, slipping her arm around the back of his shoulder to keep him against her.
“C’mon,” she muttered, shrugging his face away from her neck. “Let’s shag somewhere private.”
“This is Gwaine’s place, there is nowhere private,” laughed Will, but followed Morgana off the couch and in the direction of the door Arthur and Merlin had disappeared to. He pulled back. “No, no, Arthur and Merlin are in there.”
“Then let’s give them a show.”
Despite how wrong it sounded, Will found himself smirking. “You’re quite pissed, aren’t you?”
“Quite, and really horny,” begged Morgana, pulling Will flush against her. The hem of her skirt lifted as she wrapped a leg around his hip. He groaned, dropping his forehead into her shoulder.
“You’re going to be the death of me, woman.”
“As long as you get your cock inside me before you croak,” she sang happily, pulling away and tugging him through the door.
Will had been right, Arthur had shagged his mate. Merlin’s pants were undone, his cock fisted in Arthur’s hand and the two were kissing heatedly. Morgana stared at them with her head tilted to the side curiously, like they were one of her lab projects she needed to observe. Will pressed his chest against her back, laying his palms flat against her ribs under her breasts.
“Do you want to watch them while I fuck you?” he asked, mouth pressed against her ear. He felt her shiver back against him and nodded. Quick as lightning he spun her around, lifting her and pinning her to the wall with his body. He slipped a hand between their bodies and worked the zipper down on his jeans, the back of his hand pressing against her center. She moaned, dropping her head back against the wall and turning it toward Arthur and Merlin.
He was already hard for her and she was more than ready for him. Without warning or hesitation he positioned his head at her entrance and slammed into her. Morgana moaned loudly, drawing Merlin’s attention for the first time.
“Will? What are you doing-?”
“Ignore them, Merlin,” insisted Arthur, but turned his head to watch Will start a steady rhythm into Morgana. Her dress was around her waist and any knickers she might have had were long gone. Arthur pumped Merlin’s cock twice in response to Will’s thrusts, startling him.
“Arthur-”
“Look at her face,” slurred Arthur, his eyes narrowing on Morgana. “God, she loves it. I never really understood why she would pick him before, but he really knows how to fuck her.”
Merlin babbled something incoherently as Will picked up his pace and Arthur countered. Morgana leaned forward to kiss her almost boyfriend deeply, gripping the front of his shirt and pulling it away from his body and over his head. Will stilled his hips to help Morgana relieve him of his shirt, tossing it away.
“Will’s pretty fit, isn’t he?” asked Arthur, raking his eyes down his best mates back. “Would you ever fuck him, Merlin?”
“No,” muttered Merlin, arching into Arthur’s hand. “God, Arthur, I’m gonna-“
“Wait until Morgana does,” demanded Arthur, turning his attention back to Merlin and kissing him slowly. “It won’t be long; her thighs are starting to shake.”
“Yeah…”
“Arthur,” started Will. “Please fucking shut up.”
Mogana dug her nails into his back, arching away from the wall; her inner walls spasming around Will’s cock as she came, followed by Merlin’s moan of release.
“Hey,” Merlin’s weak voice spoke up as everyone came down from their orgasms. Morgana’s eyeliner was smudged under her eyes and Will’s lip was bleeding, Arthur was flushed with heavy lidded eyes and three finger shaped bruises forming on his shoulder. They looked at him expectantly. “Can we ah…never, ever talk about this?”
Will snorted, helping Morgana to her feet and keeping her steady as she adjusted her dress. Arthur threw his head back and laughed.
“Oh Merlin…Will and I live together. This is going to be happening every weekend.” Merlin winced.
“Really?”
Will shook his head, glaring halfheartedly at Arthur. “No, not really. I told you, Merlin. Penis of lies.”
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin Will/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for the third round of this year's Summer Pornathon - promt: AU
Kink(s)/Warning: voyeurism
Author’s Note: Finally able to post this. Huzzzah. Will and Arthur are BFFs forever.
Arthur tossed his things onto his bed and fell face first after them with a groan. Across the room, Will snorted at him, lowering his Religions in Western Culture book into his lap.
“Rough day, mate?”
“My father sucks sometimes,” said Arthur, his voice muffled by his comforter. He picked up his head a glanced halfheartedly over his shoulder at his roommate. “Also Morgana says hi.”
“Really?”
“I really wish you’d stop flirting with her, she’s like my best friend.”
“As long as you stop hitting on my best friend,” snarked Will, turning back to his book. It was a conversation they’d had often enough to repeat in their sleep. Arthur smirked and dropped his head back to his bed.
“But Merlin’s so…virginal.”
“Yeah, that’s pretty much my problem with it,” muttered Will, flipping a page of his book. “At least you don’t have to worry about me taking Morgana’s virginity. She lost that years ago-” Will ducked as Arthur chucked a pillow at him, laughing as he blocked a second pillow with his textbook. He paused and frowned at said pillow. “Isn’t this Merlin’s?”
“Hmm?” Arthur hummed absently, pulling his shirt over his head and tossing it the corner. He glanced at Will. “Ah, probably. I told you he’s inconspicuously moving in.”
“I really hoped you were fucking with me,” groaned Will, tossing the pillow back at Arthur who caught it. “Vivian called again.”
“Ew,” commented Arthur automatically, standing from his bed and crossing the room to his desk. He flipped open his laptop and logged in. “What she want?”
“What she always wants,” snorted Will, raising an eyebrow at Arthurs back. “You’re cock in her mouth.”
“When you put it like that-”
“That’s what you get for getting drunk without me. You end up hooking up with crazy women.”
“Keyword being women.”
“No, keyword being crazy,” clarified Will. “You’re not gay, you’re just a slut. And when you get trashed you attract crazy fucks. Like Sophia, who roofied your drink and tried to kill you. Then Cedric, can’t forget Cedric.”
“Cedirc just stalked me and stole my shit, he wasn’t all that dangerous.” Will snorted and stood from his bed, leaning his hip against Arthur’s desk with his arms crossed.
“Okay, Elena.”
“Elena was not that bad. We’re friends now! And she totally recovered.”
“Valient then. Valient tried to murder you with a snake. And don’t tell me your fling with Gwen didn’t have consequences.”
“Fine you win, I’m a slut,” conceded Arthur, blinding tossing his geometric compass at Will who caught it and tossed it back. “What’s your point?”
“Point? My point is that Merlin’s my best friend and he’s a very emotional manchild. I can’t stand the thought of you breaking his pure little heart with your penis of lies.” Arthur flipped him off and logged into his facebook account, scrolling through his events.
“Party tonight, Gwaine and Leon’s place.”
“Inviting your bf,” announced Will, already pulling out his phone to text Morgana. Arthur wacked him in the back.
“Make sure Merlin’s going, while you’re at it.”
“So you can take advantage of him?”
“Yeah.”
“God dammit, fine,” grumbled Will. “But if you hurt him, I’ll make you listen to Nikki Minja for the rest of eternity.”
Arthur looked horrified. “That threat actually has merit, Will. Fine. No breaking Merlin’s heart under pain of bleeding ears.”
.
“Arthur-”
Arthur interrupted Merlin with his hands down his pants. His mouth was on Merlin’s neck, already bright red from the attention he was giving it. He resurfaced only to press his mouth against Merlin’s cheekbone. “We have to be quite,” he muttered. “Will ‘ll kill me if he finds out what I’m doing.”
“But, I’ve never done this before,” admitted Merlin, going bright red at the confession. Arthur shook his head and licked the length of his jaw. “Ah! Arthur…”
“I know you haven’t and it’s adorable,” said Arthur. “But I have. And I’m going to take care of you.”
Arthur dropped to his knees before Merlin could question him, pulling his dick out of his pants. Merlin opened his mouth to protest, but all that came out was a garbled moan as Arthur’s mouth took him to the hilt.
“God, how are you doing this?” rasped Merlin, clutched the back of Arthur’s head with one hand while the other tried to find purchase on the wall behind him. Arthur hummed something in reply and continued his attention on Merlin’s cock. Merlin felt his balls tighten all too soon and in warning tightened his grip on Arthur’s hair.
Everything went white and the next thing Merlin knew Arthur was kissing him slowly, hands on either side of his neck, fingers brushing his jaw.
“This is going to be a good thing, Merlin,” muttered Arthur drunkenly against his lips. “Sod Will for making me wait this long.”
.
Will glared at the door Arthur had disappeared behind with Merlin, his red party cup still between his lips. Someone dropped into his side, alcohol sloshing over the edge of their cup as they settled into him on the couch.
“Will? You alright?” Will jerked out of his glare and looked at Morgana frowning next to him. He sighed and leaned back against the couch.
“Arthur’s fucking Merlin,” Morgana snickered.
“That sounds like the beginning of a bad joke,” she said. He looked at her dryly and the humor vanished from her eyes. “Oh my god, no way!”
“Yes way,” said Will, leaning into his sort of girlfriends personal space and smirking. Morgana pursed her lips to keep from smiling; Will pressed an open mouthed kiss to her neck. Morgana sighed contently and leaned into it, slipping her arm around the back of his shoulder to keep him against her.
“C’mon,” she muttered, shrugging his face away from her neck. “Let’s shag somewhere private.”
“This is Gwaine’s place, there is nowhere private,” laughed Will, but followed Morgana off the couch and in the direction of the door Arthur and Merlin had disappeared to. He pulled back. “No, no, Arthur and Merlin are in there.”
“Then let’s give them a show.”
Despite how wrong it sounded, Will found himself smirking. “You’re quite pissed, aren’t you?”
“Quite, and really horny,” begged Morgana, pulling Will flush against her. The hem of her skirt lifted as she wrapped a leg around his hip. He groaned, dropping his forehead into her shoulder.
“You’re going to be the death of me, woman.”
“As long as you get your cock inside me before you croak,” she sang happily, pulling away and tugging him through the door.
Will had been right, Arthur had shagged his mate. Merlin’s pants were undone, his cock fisted in Arthur’s hand and the two were kissing heatedly. Morgana stared at them with her head tilted to the side curiously, like they were one of her lab projects she needed to observe. Will pressed his chest against her back, laying his palms flat against her ribs under her breasts.
“Do you want to watch them while I fuck you?” he asked, mouth pressed against her ear. He felt her shiver back against him and nodded. Quick as lightning he spun her around, lifting her and pinning her to the wall with his body. He slipped a hand between their bodies and worked the zipper down on his jeans, the back of his hand pressing against her center. She moaned, dropping her head back against the wall and turning it toward Arthur and Merlin.
He was already hard for her and she was more than ready for him. Without warning or hesitation he positioned his head at her entrance and slammed into her. Morgana moaned loudly, drawing Merlin’s attention for the first time.
“Will? What are you doing-?”
“Ignore them, Merlin,” insisted Arthur, but turned his head to watch Will start a steady rhythm into Morgana. Her dress was around her waist and any knickers she might have had were long gone. Arthur pumped Merlin’s cock twice in response to Will’s thrusts, startling him.
“Arthur-”
“Look at her face,” slurred Arthur, his eyes narrowing on Morgana. “God, she loves it. I never really understood why she would pick him before, but he really knows how to fuck her.”
Merlin babbled something incoherently as Will picked up his pace and Arthur countered. Morgana leaned forward to kiss her almost boyfriend deeply, gripping the front of his shirt and pulling it away from his body and over his head. Will stilled his hips to help Morgana relieve him of his shirt, tossing it away.
“Will’s pretty fit, isn’t he?” asked Arthur, raking his eyes down his best mates back. “Would you ever fuck him, Merlin?”
“No,” muttered Merlin, arching into Arthur’s hand. “God, Arthur, I’m gonna-“
“Wait until Morgana does,” demanded Arthur, turning his attention back to Merlin and kissing him slowly. “It won’t be long; her thighs are starting to shake.”
“Yeah…”
“Arthur,” started Will. “Please fucking shut up.”
Mogana dug her nails into his back, arching away from the wall; her inner walls spasming around Will’s cock as she came, followed by Merlin’s moan of release.
“Hey,” Merlin’s weak voice spoke up as everyone came down from their orgasms. Morgana’s eyeliner was smudged under her eyes and Will’s lip was bleeding, Arthur was flushed with heavy lidded eyes and three finger shaped bruises forming on his shoulder. They looked at him expectantly. “Can we ah…never, ever talk about this?”
Will snorted, helping Morgana to her feet and keeping her steady as she adjusted her dress. Arthur threw his head back and laughed.
“Oh Merlin…Will and I live together. This is going to be happening every weekend.” Merlin winced.
“Really?”
Will shook his head, glaring halfheartedly at Arthur. “No, not really. I told you, Merlin. Penis of lies.”