You know that character in 'Who Framed Rodger Rabbit' who's sort of a gross doppelganger of Jessica Rabbit? The one in Toon Town? You remember what she sounds like? Read the following, in a voice like that.
BECAUSE I'VE JUST CAUGHT UP WITH BLEACH!
With a staggering 150 episodes (+-) in two weeks (the first week and a half I was hindered by a download limit, then I said, 'fuck that' and created three more accounts in order to download more in less time) I have finally caught up with Bleach. At episode 309 I only have a few things to say.
In regards to ep 309...That children, is how snowflakes are made. With the souls of bitches who get in Urahara’s way.
Fuck. Ichigo. You. Got. Hot.
With the long hair? Seeeeeexy. Love it ♥
The black hair was sexy too. I'm so sad that you don't have Shinigami powers anymore, is that what happened to Isshin? But, since this is Bleach and nobody dies, and you are the main character, you get another shot (I mean, even Ishida got a second shot).
Also, Isshin? Love the beard. I was wondering if you'd always had that and then I remembered that time moved differently in the Precipice. It looks good.
Tatsuki, how wonderful to see you being badass as usual-
OH FUCK IT'S GIN BEING AWESOME AND REDEEMING! Poor Rangiku, I don't ship her and Gin, but I think they made awesome bff's. I could totally see her carrying a torch for him though, and that's why she and Hisagi will never work in cannon. :iz depressed:
Hisagi kicked Tosen's ass. I really didn't like him though, but it was shocking to see him explode over Hisagi and Komamura.
You know what the most annoying thing about the battle was? (besides all the fucking filler eps that made me want to murder small children and just skip them all) Omaeda. FUCK Omaeda. Soifon, please to be killing your Vice Captain? I swear, the only person who blithers on more annoyingly than Omaeda is Aizen in Not Fake!Karakura Town. And Keigo, but he's more like Omaeda.
Hitsugaya/Hiyori and they're awesome bickering.
I sort of ship Shinji/Hiyori after he flipped out when Gin stabbed her.
You know who else is hot? Tensa Zangetsu. The teenage version when Ichigo is in Banki. Damn fine.
Urahara is also pretty foxy. Fuck it. Everyone's pretty foxy. Even the Captain-Commander (guilty pleasure? maybe, but that old man is ripped for being over a thousand friggin years old)
In 308 when Ichigo broke out of Aizen's Hado with a sweep of his hand, my only reaction was BUUUUUUUURN! OH DAMN. Am I the only one who was waiting for Aizen to start laughing like a crazy person after he put Ichigo in a box? You would have thought that a battle of that importance would have been far more long winded. I mean, the Zanpakuto ark was more drawn out than that. We didn't even get to see Aizen childhood flashbacks to understand and sympathize with his plight before he finally finally effing died.
"Nobody puts baby in a corner...Aizen-sama."
I want a new episode. :pouts: This sucks. Now I have nothing to do except write big bangs and icon requests and finding a job in the World of the Living. Lame. I'm going to have to find something else to procrastinate with-OH LOOK DEVIANT ART! And Manga! contentment...
Best screenshot ever? horrified/confused!Tatsuki/Gin, respectively.