1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
He lowered his lips to mine again, forcing his tounge into my mouth. And my body was responding... (Mélusine by Sarah Monette....ah gay porn...)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
South Park Movie, bigger, longer and uncut
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
4:30
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:45
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
nothing
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
yesterday. I went to the library
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Criminal Minds porn.
9. What are you wearing?
Teen Titans t-shirt and underwear
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't think so.
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night, around twoish, reading a book.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
I have randoms pieces of art here and there, a mirror, a shelf with stuff on it and a foam board in the shape of a star that has a bunch of fortune cookie fortunes tacked on it.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My mother watching porn. That was weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm amused by the fact that I answer every other question with something to do with porn.
15. What is the last film you saw?
South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Many DVDs, gas, food. Lots of delicious food.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I can't tell you about something that you don't know about because I don't know what you actually do know.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I have no idea.
19. Do you like to dance?
Only if I leave my friends behind. Because they don't dance and if they don't dance well there no friends of mine. Seriously, they don't dance. And try as I might to get them to flash dance for like five seconds and go back to their regular scheduals, they just wont.
20. George Bush.
:snort:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't want a daughter, but if I had to: Ithica.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Fell or James
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. Anywhere but Arizona. I'd love to live in London or Ireland.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I want him to be a crossdresser and tell me that everyone else fucked up.
25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
NEVER!!!