No, seriously, it made my day. I laughed till I cried.
http://rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml Even funnier to me when my customers are known for saying things like:"yeah I wanted to buy the cremated honey" while asking for creamed honey. XD
Here's an outtake from the above website:
"I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"
Oh and check this out... lol
http://www.changar.com/text/bushmail.html