Heh.

[darklycut3on3]

Funny, I thought the zombie invasion was scheduled for next week.

If anyone sees a ph43rbot amongst those zombies, don't get too close.  Anything Largo touches has a tendency to warp realities.

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[la_mignonette]

...Did you have something to do with it?! Who are you, anyways?

[darklycut3on3]

I am called Miho.

Ask the Tokyo Police Cataclysmic Division why they haven't done anything yet. I'm sure the local office will be more than happy to file a formal complaint for you.

You can even tell them Miho sent you. I look forward to the looks you'll recieve ^__^

[la_mignonette]

Ahh. Well, thing is, I don't live in Tokyo, I live in England. But I was going to fly over there and help out- I've dealt with a lot of zombies in my job, I figured I could do something.

[darklycut3on3]

Aah, well, Tokyo is special enough they've developed a governmental agency for such things. I'm sure they welcome international calls as well ^__^

[la_mignonette]

Oh, good! I've already gotten clearance to come over, it'd be more difficult to cancel everything than to make a few calls.

Er sorry, I didn't ever introduce myself, did I? My name's Seras Victoria, I'm part of the Hellsing Organization. We deal with hunting vampires and things of the sort. We'll be more than willing to help them out.

[darklycut3on3]

The full name's Miho Tohya. I'm just your average Japanese schoolgirl. With magical powers. You know the shoujo manga stereotype.

It's nice to meet you Seras. Is the Hellsing Organization an apolitical entity or is it associated with England in some way?

[la_mignonette]

Ah, yeah, I know a bit about the stereotype.

It's a part of the British government, actually- We're charged by the Queen with protecting the country, though it's really mostly behind-the-scenes work. Not many normal people believe in vampires and monsters of the sort, after all.

[darklycut3on3]

Huh. So it is similar to the TPCD in some ways. How curious. One day someone ought to figure out if every country has such an organization to take care of things behind the scenes.

I know firsthand how little normal people believe. Of course, then there's the other extreme--there's a man in my fandom named Largo that is a perfect example of such a case. Where others see sunshine and butterflies, he sees impending doom. It's rather entertaining.

[la_mignonette]

I bet they do- These things do happen, and if they didn't, the country would be overrun. We might have a record of sorts somewhere, I'm not sure.

Yeah, I do too. I, er, I'm actually a vampire myself- it's, er, it's a really long story, it has to do with joining Hellsing in the first place- and, well, the first time I had to explain that to my now-boyfriend, he wouldn't stop laughing at me until I knocked him across the room just by flicking my fingers.

Hahahaha, really? That does sound a bit amusing, yeah.

[darklycut3on3]

There really ought to be more communication between the various agencies. I know the TPCD is always overworked.

I had Largo thinking that I was the Queen of the Undead. Then again, it was Largo, so you squint your eyes at him and he'll think you're trying to kill him with your laser vision.

He does do things right every now and then. You have no idea. It's hysterical really.

[la_mignonette]

I definitely agree with that. Hopefully after this bit, we'll be able to give you some level of support, even if we are halfway across the world from each other :]

Ahahahaha, wow. He sounds rather paranoid.

[darklycut3on3]

Sounds good to me ^__^

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