You know you're....when...Enjoy these guys!!!
Ok so I was bored and I found these things funny lemme know if you like em too and I'll do a new one every week k? Love you guys...my girl the most! Muah!!! Laters!!!
You know you've been rehearsing for a play too long when:
1. You've seen the cast more than your family since rehearsals started. (duh)
2. You think you have the lead in the play even if you only have 1 line.
3. Rehearsing a musical you actually think life would be better if people actually broke out in song all the time.
4. You actually DO break out in song all the time.
5. You have been calling the cast by their characters name so long that you can't remember their real name. (happens to the best of us)
6. You can't enter a room without listening for your cue. (done it)
7. People actually have to remind you that it's all pretend.
8. You know that stage directions aren't actually your lines.
9. People have to remind you that you aren't your character. (done it)
10. You know not only your lines, but everyone else's lines, AND can do them all with a believable French accent. (done it)
You know you grew up in the 90's when:
1. You were obsessed with Boy Bands and you used to let the world know you were by writing "I Love Joe/Justin/Nick/Chris/Jon" all over your stuff. (guilty)
2. You had a slap bracelet until they were banned. (for a while)
3. You had a bubble/ball necklace. (NEVER! *tear*)
4. You still know all the words to Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot (especially the first part... “Oh my god Becky look at her butt...”) (Not me but I’ve heard you guys do this!)
5. You listen to some of the songs from the earlier part of the 90's (like the one mentioned above) and can't believe you were singing these lyrics when you weren't even in junior high yet. (scary)
6. You remember seeing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. (I do I do!)
7. You remember Beavis and Butthead. (duh)
8. You've seen both Home Alone movies and believed that anyone who hadn't was living under a rock. (DUH)
9. You remember getting your first pair of Roller blades. (yep)
10. You loved shows like Married with Children and In Living Color, but you had to sneak around to watch them because your parents wouldn't let you. (yeah!)
11. You owned a pair of shiny Airwalk sneakers. (nope)
12. You wore a plaid shirt tied around your waist...with Converse sneakers. (nope)
13. You've ever said stuff like "All-RIGHTY then!" "Yeah Baby" "Buh Bye" "Do I make you horny baby" "what-EVER" "RUN FORREST RUN!" "Life is like a box of chocolates..." or started off a story with "so, we were all like..." (guilty)
14. You had Keds, Reebok Pumps or Nike Air Jordans. (Jordans all the way baby!)
15. You had clothing with cartoon characters on them; meanwhile you were in middle or high school. (so….? I still do)
16. You still think Tupac Shakur and Notorious BIG are still alive. (NO)
17. You had either Umbro shorts, or Brine lacrosse shirts and shorts, and at least one Coed Naked T-shirt for whatever sport you played. (Naked T-shirts ruled!)
18. You had a shirt with the Looney Tunes characters in baggy clothes on it. (still have one)
19. Two words: "Hey Macarena!"
20. You remember watching the OJ Simpson trial in school when they announced the verdict. (I DO!)
21. You had one of those big plastic pacifier necklaces. (guilty)
22. You dyed your hair with Kool-Aid at some point. (yeah…)
23. You remember the comeback of Hello Kitty. (Gag me but yes)
24. You had a collection of Troll dolls that could put an old bingo-playing lady to shame. (I DID! And I was proud of it)
25. You've ever used the phrase "Hey, how YOU doin!" (nope)
26. You had the Simpsons sing the blues album and remember doing the "Bartman." (yeah…hehe I did)
27. You remember Vanilla Ice's 10 minutes of fame. (yep)
28. You had a pair of Smith's or Stevenson's carpenter jeans and you were damn proud of it! (YEP)
29. You wore pastel or glitter nail polish. (no)
30. You had one of those tight, shiny polyester-like shirts. (hehehe…guilty)
31. You know who the Soup Nazi is. (YES! Who doesn’t?)
32. You remember hating New Kids on the Block. (Yep)
33. You owned any of the Jock Jams CDs. (who?)
34. You had one of those Super Soaker water guns. (DUH)
35. You remember when MC Hammer was popular, then tried to make a comeback (big mistake!) (Yep)
36. Same as above, only with New Kids on the Block. (Yep, “New Kids On The Block sucked a lot of dick…boy/girl groups make me sick…”)
37. If you ever, in your life, remember using the word "NOT!" at the end of every sentence. (*winces* yeah so?)
38. You remember Pee-Wee Herman and George Michael's little "incidents." (YES! *tear*)
39. You remember watching America's Funniest Home Videos thinking it was the coolest show on TV. (I loved that show!)
40. You didn't think Brad Pitt was that hot. (never)
41. Your favorite music video was "I'm Too Sexy" and chances are you had a little dance to go with the song. (yeah)
42. You owned a Hyper color shirt. (no)
43. You remember dedicating the song "I Hate Everything About You" to the kids in your class that you didn't like. (I had it dedicated to me)
44. After Wayne's World came out, there was that temptation to roll down the car window and say "pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" (hehe…still do)
45. You remember, "Where In The World is Carmen San Diego?" (YES!)
46. You loved the Spice Girls...until they made a movie. (ohh no)
47. You remember the "Urkel Dance" and the contests ABC had for Steve Urkel impersonations. (URKEL RULED!!!)
48. You were obsessed with the TV show "Friends" and cried when Rachel and Ross broke up. (yeah)
49. You've read all of these!!! (YEAH! And sent them to your friends!)
If you can relate to at least one item on this list, then you are truly a child of the 90's.
And this one is just for all you anime freaks out there *coughDavidcough*:
You know you’re obsessed with anime when:
1. You can cuss in Japanese, extremely well too
2. You know the songs of all your fav. anime.
3. You think pokemon is a disgrace to all true anime
4. You know at least 5 different anime shows they don’t show on Cartoon Network or any other American TV channel.
5. You own at least one of those series (subtitled because you think dubbed anime sucks)
6. You wonder why you don’t actually take a class to learn Japanese
7. You know random Japanese phrases and words, and you use them in daily life despite the fact that no one knows what you’re saying. (ex. You scream BAKA at your annoying teacher, or you tell your friend 'Omae wo korosu'.)
8. You own manga and you know what it means.
9. You look for fan fiction, and you write it too. You also try drawing your favorite characters.
10. Goal in life...Animation Designer, Animation Producer, Computer Animator...etc
11. You can identify every mood with an anime character
12. You want to move to Japan solely for easy access to anime
13. People with naturally blue, purple, orange, etc, hair is perfectly normal.
14. You think anime characters are drop dead gorgeous
15. You refuse to by dubbed tapes, and will go through all the trouble of looking for original Japanese subbed tapes
16. You can’t stand that they censor language on cartoon network therefore giving you more reason to by original tapes.
17. You try to get all your friends interested, and they just think your weird
18. You argue that anime is NOT cartoons and you threaten to kill anyone who thinks otherwise.
19. (GW only) you know what they mean when using terms such as 01, 02, 03, etc. and you identify pilots in fanfics by hair/ eye color/ Gundam name/ number.
20. You take it as a person insult when non-anime people watch and consider anyone with long hair is female.
21. It takes you more than 2 hours to explain the complex personality of just one character.
22. (GW only) You find it hard to explain to a non-anime friend that there isn’t exactly good or bad characters
23. You wish you lived in an anime world and married to your favorite anime character.
24. You see the word Gundaker and you think it says Gundam at 1st glance
25. You wonder where Heero sticks his gun and if Trowa ever picks up the weapons he constantly drops during battle
26. You can identify characters soley on what they say (ex. My space heart… Omae wo korosu… weak onna!… KENSHIN NO BAKA!!… ugly old bat… TOMAHOME!!!) ::that would be 04, 01, 05, Kaoru, Yahiko, Miaka:::
27. You love the bad guys
28. Your friends find it strange that most anime characters have split personalities (especially Kenshin)
29. You beat up people if they call it Japanimation
30. You give yourself and your friends Japanese nicknames.
Laters!!!
~Sammy