Crime Wave In My Community!!
I love living in a rural area. This was one of our local news headlines yesterday:
POLICE REPORT: Thieves have broken into a shed at the Wxxxxxx Bowling Club and stolen a lawn mower. A witness saw a male pushing a lawn mower down the street around 2am in the morning but did not think to call the police.
If they had been called, we may have gotten some exciting video of the high speed chase!
Meanwhile, local residents are sheltering in their homes, quaking in terror, praying for the capture of this nefarious character!
POLICE REPORT: Thieves have broken into a shed at the Wxxxxxx Bowling Club and stolen a lawn mower. A witness saw a male pushing a lawn mower down the street around 2am in the morning but did not think to call the police.
If they had been called, we may have gotten some exciting video of the high speed chase!
Meanwhile, local residents are sheltering in their homes, quaking in terror, praying for the capture of this nefarious character!