I pinched this off
laurielover1912, and while not as hilarious as hers, I feel rather vindicated by the result.
I've been saying it all along...
Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though the Morris Dancer was cruel.
Good King Wenceslas
from the
Christmas Song Generator.
They'll take over the world one day...
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
and two eyes made out of succulent breasts.
Frosty the Snowman
from the
Christmas Song Generator.