*pulls up in pimpmobile - purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) - jumps over door, in superhero fashion, catches silver platform boot on edge and lands...on bum - quickly rights herself, dusting off bum discreetly, swirls gold lame cape dramatically, sets bling mask straight, and totters in dramatic fashion to soapbox*
OI!
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION...
(you thought I was going to do a superhero one, didn't you - fished in!)
Our lovely Witches and Wizards are waiting, not so patiently, for your votes for Round 14
of the oh so inanely funny
hp_caption_comp !
They're getting rather restless over in the Anne Boleyn Memorial Stand - not to mention feeling a bit unloved....
It's bloody freezing out there, and they want to get home and put their feet up in front of the fire, with a nice cup of tea, and their favourite magazine.
Professor Sprout has her newest edition of Sexy Satyrs...
Lucius has his new Playwizard (he only reads it for the articles, of course)
and Severus has his quarterly edition of Naked Naughty Nymphs....oops...The Professional Potioneer (sorry Severus - gave the game away)
I tried to do a very compelling banner - but they're getting so impatient, they wouldn't shut up!
SEE WHAT I MEAN? ... Can't blame them, really, those seats are hard - and splintery!
The call of naughty magazines is a factor, too, I suspect.
So click on the ever so chatty banner above, to be magically transported to the polling page -
It's very simple to do - just read through the captions - a giggle is guaranteed, with a great possibility of a guffaw or two - and then
PICK YOUR THREE FAVOURITES!........... EASY PEASY!
There are a wonderful selection of fantastically funny captions this week, as you can imagine, with such a tasty pic to be inspired by!
And seriously, we really do need all the votes we can get, so that the results can be nice and clear!
So click on the banner, or here (
HERE BE THE POLL. ) and VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!
Must dash - I'm going back to read my own bit of educational material - Macrame, Bondage, and You - a fascinating read!
Their pot plant hangers are quite intriguing.......
*totters off back to purple caddie and drives off, tooting horn that plays La Cucaracha*