*drives up in purple caddie with leopard skin upholstery, honks horn that plays La Cucaracha to get attention, dusts off yellow pimp fedora, dons silver platform boots, and totters to soapbox*
My pimp regalia hasn't had much use for the last week or so....
BUT I'M BACK!!!!!!
YES FOLKS! It's time to pay a visit to that wonderland of the absurd,
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and VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!
for your 3 favourite captions!
Just click on the magical (if rather crappy, first effort) banner above, and one of our team of customer care house elves will Apparate you to
the voting poll - where you will be able to read through all of the submitted captions with ease,
then pick the 3 that best take your fancy - HOW EASY IS THAT???
We do spoil you, you know......
WHAT LUXURY!
When I was a lass, we had to slog through 6miles o' thestral dung wi' nought but newspaper tied 'round our feet wi' string,
climb a hedge o' venomous tentacular,
walk through a paddock full o' blast ended skroots,
and then, if ......IF we were lucky,
they'd let us look over t' captions and vote, whilst being hit around t' head wi' flobberworms by menopausal banshees!
Ye soft beggars!
Sorry.... seem to be channeling cranky old Yorkshiremen.....begone, mitherin' old farts!
That's better! ...... so please, show support for the comm, and vote - you know you want to.....
Oh! nearly forgot - the code for the pimp banner is in my comment below - for some reason it kept mucking up when I tried to post it here - but the one below definitely works!!!!
*totters back to purple caddie, toots horn that plays La Cucaracha, and drives away to catch the boat back to Isle de Pimp Fedora*