*Steps out of purple caddie with leopard skin upholstery, and totters to soapbox on silver platform shoes, wearing yellow pimping fedora*
excuse me......EXCUSE ME.......
OI!
Ahem!!....
Now that I have your attention.....
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM NEEDS YOUR HELP!!
Yes, that lovable, sweet, clueless fellow is in dire need of assistance!
The poor bloke just CAN'T decide what he should say in the latest round of the
hp_caption_comp Hell! the poor little bugger isn't even sure what a caption is, so he needs you all to get over and
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!
For your 3 favourite captions for this round - it's very simple to do, and it will benefit Neville, and the Wizarding world in general.
They're all thoroughly sick of him asking their opinion, and, really, couldn't give a toss...but here's your chance to SHOW YOU DO!!!
All votes are fully tax deductible, and after use, will be donated to the JANUS THICKEY ward for the permanently confused at St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
Thank you for your time......
*totters back to purple caddie, with leopard skin upholstery, toots horn that plays "La Cucaracha" and drives away*