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darklingsdream

non sequiturs r0x0rs

Jul 08, 2006 19:42

i'm actually updating. i'm not going to fill you in on the minutiae of my life beacuse anyone who cares knows that fulfilment of said masochistic desire is as easy as calling me ( Read more... )

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i_smell_a_dante July 11 2006, 07:20:01 UTC

I tried to call you yesterday! I'm telling you this because I know you're sitting home crying saying "I just went an entire day without hearing Hannah's voice, WHYYYY?!?!?!" Except I was using the other line because my mom was on the phone yelling at someone, and there was no dial tone. But anyway, I would have been really annoying on the phone anyway, because all I could think about yesterday was "GATTUSSO WITH NO PANTS!" Which, now that I've mentioned it, I have no doubt you desire photo evidence of. Your (unspoken) wish is my command!

Oh man. Tush.

i_smell_a_dante July 11 2006, 07:22:34 UTC

Why did I just post that? I don't know. But ummmmmmm...you're welcome anyway. Haha.

darklingsdream July 12 2006, 00:52:46 UTC

wait... why did he take his pants off?
i'm confused.

i_smell_a_dante July 18 2006, 22:01:40 UTC

Because I told him to. Duh.

No, not really. He took off his pants because HE WON THE WORLD CUP! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WOMAN???

Ohhh, you shoulda watched. It wasn't quite as homoerotic sportsmanlike as when Italy played Germany, but still. Zidane's head totally got some action. From Materazzi's chest. I could make a reference to tittyfucking here. But I will not.

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