Um, hi

[darklemur352]

Okay, I finally got on here after lurking around forever. I'm guessing I'll mostly be posting sneezefics, so   if you like that kind of thing you should check me out. Oh, also, some of you may know me as EliGirl on the forum. I can't use that account anymore for complicated reasons, but I'm here because I wanted to be able to post sneezefics on 27-

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[sexualoddity]

OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ELIGIRL!

I seriously only found out cos I was trying to find a link to your fic for the shower prompt (which I have just this moment realised is stupid because it's in JJ's journal and not yours but...)

I USED TO READ YOUR OBS IN MY FORUM LURKER DAYS AND THEY WERE SO HOT!!!

You know ALL the sneezy people!

...but then you disappeared :(

But then you joined the MEEEEEEEEME!

P.S. I sometimes get overexcited. Sorry. You may also have noticed this during your lurking days, lol!

[darklemur352]

Why apologize for getting overexcited? It's not a bad thing!

I still know way too many sneezy people...and remember that guy I posted obs about? We're still together, and it turns out HE'S STILL SNEEZY IN THE WINTER!!! Not sure why, because he has summer allergies, but he still sneezes a lot, so I'm happy :) Also if you're interested and I have some relatively new (18+) obs about him...

Oh, and you'll never guess where I am now...at M's house! Remember him? And he's miserably, pathetically sick, which is why I'm here. So much caretaking going on right now...

It's awesome that you know who I am from the forum, because now I can tell someone about what's been going on in my sneezy life.

[sexualoddity]

OH MY GOODNESS I NEED TO FINALLY GET AROUND TO REQUESTING MY 18+ ACCESS!

Or do you mean like non-posted secret obs... because... ooooooh!

Lol at you being at M's house and him being sick. You seriously live a charmed life. You're like a sneeze magnet, lol!

[darklemur352]

I mean secret as-of-now-not-posted-obs that I might be willing to share...

I'm pretty sure some angel up there just got up one day and was like, "Hmm, let's take this girl with a sneezing fetish and surround her with sneezy people!" Well, I'm not complaining...

Oh, M just got out of bed again and he's all sleepy and feverish and confused and thinking he has to go to my house to meet my brother (I've told him five times that my brother's not even around right now!) and I'm like "Uh, no, go back to bed sickie". Honestly, what would he do without me?

[sexualoddity]

Aw wow just... ADORABLE! You are such a good caretaker!

And, I reiterate, "Ooooooooh..."

Also, I want one of those angels!

[darklemur352]

And now I finally managed to make him go back to bed. Guys are so clueless about being sick... I mean, my brother told me he was home sick by himself and didn't even think there was anything wrong with that. So I called him and he sounded terrible and I just had to come over and take care of him. And if my brother hadn't told me he'd still be here all by himself! Guys...

Thinking about posting some of those obs somewhere around here...I mean, they're seriously hot and you guys deserve them.

[sexualoddity]

I would not say no.

Man, I really envy you. You seem to have just so much openness and freedom and enjoyment in your kink. I've been married for four and a half years and I've only just JUST started experimenting with it in bed. And even that is only really because of the meme and chatting with people who are much more open about it.

I remember (I wasn't stalking you or anything, I just really enjoyed your obs and looked out for them) that once you said that you tell anyone who you are getting serious with about your fetish and I just thought 'WOW, to have that confidence!'

Also, I really love it when guys are dense like that and they need someone to go 'Look, stop being an idiot and get the hell in bed'. I like it. *Grins* IDEKWHY...

[darklemur352]

Wow, thanks! You think too much of me...seriously, I'm basically just this nerdy person who likes sneezing...

And you've convinced me, I will totally post some 18+ obs of me and Dan! Just not sure where to put them...I guess I'll make a new journal entry.

Also, I finally managed to get Matt (that's M, btw) to go to SLEEP and went home. And now I'm all worried that he'll wake up and be all confused and sick and have no one to take care of him...but I do have to sleep.

[sexualoddity]

Yeah, that works. And link them on the meme. Or I will if you want.

Also... "nerdy person who likes sneezing."

You do realise that that is the description of the ULTIMATE PERSON.

And also, ALSO: *serious oddity now* the fact that you are nerdy and you like sneezing has nothing to do with it. You are remarkably free and open with who you are and what turns you on and I only wish I could be your kinkapprentice. Or something.

[darklemur352]

And again, you think too much of me. Seriously. Although I will take you on as my kinkapprentice...

I'm just kinda nervous about posting these for some weird reason...so I need you to convince me again.

[sexualoddity]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf4i23qlvN1qdap86o1_500.png

...please?

[darklemur352]

Dammit, how can I say no to that face? I'm writing them up now...will post soon...

[sexualoddity]

Yay!

*pats Sammy on the head* Good job soldier!

[darklemur352]

I'm in the middle of writing them up and it's getting kinda long...just a head's up: it should come with a hotness warning, he's so good and so SNEEZY and he knows about the fetish by now, obviously, so he can use his sneeziness to his advantage...anyway, it's awesome.

I should totally link to it on the meme, right?

[sexualoddity]

Oh wow. *Braces self*

And yeah, you totally should.

[darklemur352]

I HAVE POSTED IT! Hope you like...now I'm going to link it at the meme.