I've Been Bad
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I recruited joyfuldreamer as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I stopped valiskeogh from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1030 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
darkknightradic
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