I just realized I never posted this fic on my LJ. Witten for the ficathon last April. Whoops!
Characters/Pairings: Don/Coop, Lia, Jeff Upchurch
Prompt (song/performer and lyrics you were assigned): Dave Matthews Band/Crash Into Me Lyrics: You know, I'm the king of the castle/ And you're the dirty rascal, crash into me.
Word Count: 1590
Spoilers: none
Rating: NC-17,
Summary: Sex in a Bathroom and Bad language=Dirty fic!
Notes: A threesome series fic. Thanks to
bubbleslayer and
mercilynn for their help from beginning to end.
Disclaimer: Author doesn't own the show or the characters and isn't making any profit.
Billy leaned against the bar his shoulder bumping Don's. It was after ten and Don, Lia, Billy, plus Agent Jeff Upchurch were the only four left from their group who had decide to go out for drinks. Don and Billy both sipped their drinks in companionable silence. He scanned the room, his gaze stopping on the profile of Lia. She was talking to Jeff Upchurch who was flirting shamelessly with her despite learning earlier that she was Don's girl friend. He drank in the graceful curve of her neck and the way her denim skirt fitted over her shapely thighs. There was nothing he liked better than kissing that neck and having those legs wrapped around his waist. Okay maybe having Don's legs wrapped around his waist was up there as one of his favorite things. Billy turned to look at Don and noticed that his jaw was set as he glared at the back of Upchurch’s head.
He smirked and nudged Don in the ribs. “She only has eyes for you.”
Don said with clenched teeth, “And you too.”
Dryly Billy replied, “Obviously. And besides, Lee can handle him. She’s only humoring the ass.”
Don snorted and visibly relaxed.
Billy eyed Don again, the smirk returning to his lips. “She looks beautiful tonight.”
“Mmmm,” Don replied noncommittally.
“All soft skin and long legs. You like that don’t you?” Bill’s voice dropped low. “Legs wrapped around you as you thrust in and out of her, making her beg for it harder.”
Don licked his lips but said nothing.
He continued talking, “Sucking her clit, your fingers digging into her hips. Feeling her come beneath you as she calls out your name.”
Billy smirked as he watched Don’s face remain impassive but his body and posture betraying him. “Making her squirm under you when you fuck that tight ass of hers.”
Don blew out a breath. “You done yet?”
“Naw, cause I know what you like better than all that. Me, barely opening you up before I fuck your tight ass against the bathroom wall and making you beg me to jack you off.”
He swallowed and turned to face Billy. “So you think you know what I like.”
Billy’s face split into a feral grin, uncaring if anyone saw. “You know it, baby. I know your body better than anyone and I know exactly what buttons to push. You and I both know there are times that only we can satisfy one another and not our pretty, sweet girlfriend.”
Billy gave Don a slow wink and sauntered away, leaving Don standing there adjusting the bulge that was now in his pants. He grinned to himself, confident that Don would follow as he entered the bathroom. Casing the place first to make sure it was empty, he began to wash his hands. He looked up from the sink as the door opened and Don entered. Don turned and locked the door behind him and walked towards him. Billy turned off the water and grabbed a paper towel, slowly wiping his hands. He tossed the towel in the trash and met Don half way.
Both men just stared at each other till Billy said, surveying the room, “Just like old times, but much nicer then the places we used to hit.”
Don grunted, his lip curling. “You think this is going to be like old times, with me sucking your cock, you bending me over the sink and fucking me?”
“Maybe.”
“I don’t think so,” Don said simply before he swiftly shoved Billy against the tile wall. Inches from Billy’s ear he whispered, “I’m going to make you beg.” He ran his fingertip over Billy’s lips briefly before leaning in to kiss him softly.
Billy teased Don’s mouth open into a long sensual kiss making Don growled low in his throat.
He began to fiddle with the button on the top of his pants while keeping his other hand on the back of Billy’s neck. Don freed his cock and stepped back for Billy to look at it.
“Suck it,” Don commanded.
Billy licked his lips and grinned back at Don before sliding to his knees. He reached out and ran his thumb over the head, then nuzzled Don’s balls with his nose. His tongue darted out and licked at them before taking each of them into his mouth to suck. He heard Don’s breath catch in his throat as he licked the length of Don’s cock. Billy looked up and stared at Don’s face as he took Don fully into his mouth. Don’s face went slack as Billy’s head began to bob up and down. He let out a soft groan, digging his fingernails into Billy’s shoulders, drawing blood underneath his black t-shirt.
Billy gripped Don’s hips, hopefully causing some bruises to form. He felt Don’s hand in his hair yanking his lips effectively off of his cock and demanding, “Stand and face the wall.”
Billy wiped his mouth with his sleeve and gradually rose. His eyebrow rose before he turned to face the tile wall. Don stepped behind him and grabbed his hands, making Billy lay them flat. He then reached in front of Billy and began to unbutton his button fly jeans, yanking them and his boxers down, exposing his ass to the air. Don dug into the pocket of Billy’s pants and pulled out a small tube of one time use lube. He leaned forward and spoke into Billy’s ear, making him chuckle, “I see you came prepared, too bad it didn’t go as you planned.” He then opened the tube and slicked some onto his cock, then onto his fingers to work into Billy’s asshole. He worked one finger in then the other two while Billy pushed back, enjoying the sensation. Don gently probed till he found the spot that made Billy see stars. Billy gasped and shuddered on Don’s fingers.
“Oh..,” he murmured breathlessly as Don continued to stroke his prostate. “Don..”
“What, you want me to stop,” Don answered, his voice thick with arousal. “Tell me.”
Billy continued to writhe on Don’s fingers, unable to speak as Don pushed hard on that spot. Unable to take it any longer he let out a stuttered, “Sssstttoopp.”
Don leaned forward to lick at Billy’s sweaty neck. Billy could feel him grinning against his skin when he replied, “If that’s what you want.” Then Don pushed in quickly with his cock, moving in short hard thrusts. Don dug his hands into Billy’s hips as Billy braced himself as best he could against the pace that was Don setting. Don snaked one of his hands in front to grip Billy’s cock and pumped it firmly. Billy listened to the soft echo of their pants and moans filling the room. It wasn’t long till Don’s body moved in a more frantic pace, skin slapping loudly as they fucked. Don came with one last hard buck but continue to drive Billy to orgasm with his hand. Billy’s eyes squeezed shut as he came all over Don’s hand. Don continued to writhe against Billy till every last bit of cum was pumped into him. He collapsed onto Billy’s back and stood there breathing heavily. Both men stayed like that for as long as they dared then they began to clean one another up, hiding all evidence of what had happened. Neither of them said anything, but the looks they shared spoke volumes.
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Don and Billy made their way back to the bar and Lia leisurely walked over to join them. She pursed her lips. “I see you two left me to defend myself against Agent Upchurch and his roving eyes. I swear if he looked at my boobs one more time...."
Don grinned. “Eh, you can take care of yourself.”
“Hmmph. Whatever.” She took a sip of her wine and looked both them in the eye. “So, you two have fun fucking in the bathroom?”
Don and Billy exchanged looks before Billy smirked in reply. “What do you think?”
“What do I think?” She ran her hand over the top of her neckline. “Not much, other than I’d be extremely jealous if the idea of you two fucking didn’t totally turn me on.” She arched an eyebrow and said in her most seductive voice, “But I think the question is what will you two do to make it up to me?”
Don reached out to run his thumb over her jaw line and then whispered into her ear, making her shiver. “Make it up to you? How about we head home and Billy and me show you exactly how sorry we are.”
Her breath caught in her throat as she stuttered in anticipation, “Uh, yes that’s an excellent uhh idea. Let’s go home now.” Billy graciously helped Lia on with her sweater before she grabbed her purse and headed for the door.
Three glasses of wine, and 10 minutes of imagining what the boys were doing in the bathroom made Lia bold, she slung her arms around both of their waists and snuggled in between them as they walked out. When they passed Jeff, Lia boldly winked at him making it clear to Jeff that she was going home with not just Don but Billy too.
Out in the parking lot Billy opened the door for Lia. She said to Don and him before she slid into the back seat. “Now how about you two describe to me in detail, exactly what went on in the bathroom hmmmm?”