Fic: 5 Times Earth Ambassador Harkness Had to Invoke Diplomatic Immunity Whilst on Babylon 5
...so a few days ago Nick and I were talking sci-fi shows, and I suggested, purely in jest, the image of Jack Harkness as the Earth Ambassador on Babylon 5, with Ianto Jones as his long-suffering aide/lover. Nick, instead of telling me I was utterly mad and changing the subject, told me I was utterly mad and then started coming up with ideas of what Jack would do on B5 (or, to be more exact, what trouble he would get into)
And thus, a new brainworm was born.
TITLE: 5 Times Earth Ambassador Harkness Had to Invoke Diplomatic Immunity Whilst on Babylon 5
FANDOM: Torchwood/B5
CHARACTERS: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Psi-Cop Alfred Bester, Kosh
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 173
SUMMARY: From the Babylon 5 security files...
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I'm not sure who to blame for this, but it came out of a crack-y discussion with my other half over the idea of Jack and Ianto surviving to the 23rd century in the B5 universe. Thanks go to my other half and to my friend Ardy for indulging and inspiring me, as well as correcting my B5 knowledge where necessary.
I don't have any claim over either Torchwood or Babylon 5, or any of its characters.
***
I.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Various
Charge: Drunk and Disorderly
Details: Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
II.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: n/a; see charge below
Charge: Importing prohibited goods (one package of Lumati sex toys)
Details: Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
III.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Psi-Cop Alfred Bester
Charge: GBH, threatening behaviour, possession of prohibited weapon
Details: Victim was confronted and assaulted by the accused, who was also said to have pulled an antique (c. 20th century) weapon on the victim and threatening to use it against him. A search of the accused's quarters did not produce the alleged weapon. Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
IV.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Vorlon
Charge: Threatening behaviour
Details: The accused was seen involved in a heated argument with the victim and making physical threats against his person. Victim refused to discuss the incident. Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
V.
Accused: Ianto Jones, Human
Victim: Various
Charge: Unauthorized use of hydroponics garden, illegal use of Babylon 5 resources, growing, cutting and pushing Sidamo ground coffee.
Details: Victims would not press charges. Ambassador Jack Harkness claimed diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
And thus, a new brainworm was born.
TITLE: 5 Times Earth Ambassador Harkness Had to Invoke Diplomatic Immunity Whilst on Babylon 5
FANDOM: Torchwood/B5
CHARACTERS: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Psi-Cop Alfred Bester, Kosh
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 173
SUMMARY: From the Babylon 5 security files...
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I'm not sure who to blame for this, but it came out of a crack-y discussion with my other half over the idea of Jack and Ianto surviving to the 23rd century in the B5 universe. Thanks go to my other half and to my friend Ardy for indulging and inspiring me, as well as correcting my B5 knowledge where necessary.
I don't have any claim over either Torchwood or Babylon 5, or any of its characters.
***
I.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Various
Charge: Drunk and Disorderly
Details: Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
II.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: n/a; see charge below
Charge: Importing prohibited goods (one package of Lumati sex toys)
Details: Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
III.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Psi-Cop Alfred Bester
Charge: GBH, threatening behaviour, possession of prohibited weapon
Details: Victim was confronted and assaulted by the accused, who was also said to have pulled an antique (c. 20th century) weapon on the victim and threatening to use it against him. A search of the accused's quarters did not produce the alleged weapon. Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
IV.
Accused: Ambassador Jack Harkness, Earth
Victim: Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Vorlon
Charge: Threatening behaviour
Details: The accused was seen involved in a heated argument with the victim and making physical threats against his person. Victim refused to discuss the incident. Diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.
V.
Accused: Ianto Jones, Human
Victim: Various
Charge: Unauthorized use of hydroponics garden, illegal use of Babylon 5 resources, growing, cutting and pushing Sidamo ground coffee.
Details: Victims would not press charges. Ambassador Jack Harkness claimed diplomatic immunity. Case dismissed.