Bad shit's happening in the world! And now, some weather.

Aug 16, 2006 12:32

More for my own benefit than anything else, but feel free to chime in on any of the following:

- Rogue cops overstepping their authority.
- Uni courses costing as much as a house mortgage.
- Australians hate WorkChoices. Surprise surprise.
- Government wants to take WorkChoices further, and also wants to hide their intentions with flimsy excuses- ( Read more... )

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diamondscythe August 16 2006, 03:34:04 UTC
boohiss!

especially the pregnancy counselling services, what sound advice! oh hey I could use $4000, I think I'll go get knocked up... :p

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darkjudicator August 16 2006, 04:01:44 UTC
Disgusting, innit?

You could get knocked up, then go shopping! But be sure you buy plenty of short skirts and low-cut dresses so you can attract a boy and do it all again when the money runs out...

Obviously these "counsellors" don't have a very high opinion of the people they're counselling.

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diamondscythe August 16 2006, 04:32:21 UTC
Hehe, it's ok, you only really need one low-cut dress for that, so I'm set ;)

I have a plan! If I pop out enough babies, I could TOTALLY pay for my uni fees! Ingenious, no? And then I can raise the babies to be my tiny, crying army of the night! world domination is miiiiine.

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darkjudicator August 16 2006, 04:34:53 UTC
Let's see... uni courses up to $100,000 (and in some cases $200,000), at $4k a pop... you'd only need to have 25 kids to cover it.

9 months gestation, you could have the whole thing paid off in under 20 years. :D

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diamondscythe August 16 2006, 04:52:14 UTC
Ahahaha, it's ok, the bullshit degrees that don't actually qualify you for anything in particular aren't anywhere near that expensive. I think I could cover mine with maybe 8 kids! :D

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