Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I put money in
lady_jenevieve's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I punched
karl_ in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I turned
nightskydreamer in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I stole
arsenala13's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-723 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
DarkJesus