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Title: AIM Confidential
Author: Claire Starling
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Crack. Fic. And swearing. And innuendo.
Disclaimer: I own me. That's it.
Pairing: Sylaire, kind of. Hints of Petrellicest.
Summary: So... what if Claire and Sylar were friends and talked to each other on AOL Instant Messanger?
Awards: First place at Round One of sylaire_awards, Best Comedy/Fluff
AIM Confidential
shortbutsweet [20:22:08]: You did not just say I was Wolverine.
mmm_brains [20:22:38]: Well, if we are comparing our powers to that of the X-Men comics, then it would make sense to say that you are Wolverine
shortbutsweet [20:23:10] : You did not just call me Wolverine.
mmm_brains [20:23:40]: Would you rather be Sabertooth? Cause that can definitely be arranged.
shortbutsweet [20:23:45]: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
mmm_brains [20:23:56]: Oh no. Beware the wrath of the all mighty cheerleader. [/sarcasm]
shortbutsweet [20:23:51]: I am warning you.
mmm_brains [20:24:30]:What are you going to do? Annoy me to death?
mmm_brains [20:34:30]: Claire?
mmm_brains [20:44:30]: Claire...
shortbutsweet has signed off. [20:44:47]
mmm_brains [20:44:56]: Damnit.
shortbutsweet is currently offline.
mmm_brains has signed off. [20:45:39]
shortbutsweet has signed on. [15:16:48]
mmm_brains has signed on. [16:10:00]
mmm_brains [16:10:03]: You bitch.
shortbutsweet [16:10:07]: What did I do?
mmm_brains [16:10:15]: I don't know how you did it, or how long it took you to do it, but I will find some way to get back at you.
shortbutsweet [16:10:36]: I didn't do anything. 0:)
mmm_brains [16:10:53]: Do you know how long it took for me to reset every damn clock in this city?
shortbutsweet [16:11:18]: Nope.
mmm_brains [16:11:32]: You bitch.
shortbutsweet [16:11:55]: Hey! You can only blame yourself. You gave me the idea.
mmm_brains [16:12:00]: To do what?
shortbutsweet [04:12:33]: Annoy you to death.
mmm_brains[16:13:47]: I'm going to kill Peter.
shortbutsweet [16:14:02]: What? No!
mmm_brains [16:14:43]: How the hell did you convince him to help you do this?
shortbutsweet [16:15:08]: He owed me big time for not telling anyone I caught him in the shower with Nathan.
shortbutsweet [16:15:14]: I meant Natasha. Natasha! A big hooker named Natasha with badly permed hair and a rash!
mmm_brains [16:16:00]: Right. So you caught Nathan and Peter kissing.
shortbutsweet [16:16:11]: Kissing? Who said anything about kissing? They were just naked and groping!
shortbutsweet[16:16:13]: I mean...
shortbutsweet [16:16:14]: shit.
shortbutsweet [16:16:26]: um. Can we forget this conversation just happened?
mmm_brains [16:16:32]: Not a chance. Enhanced memory, remember?
shortbutsweet [16:17:03]: ...
shortbutsweet[16:17:23]: Just need to find those windchimes I guess.
mmm_brains [16:18:04]: Windchimes?
shortbutsweet [16:18:09]: Nothing.
mmm_brains [16:19:54]: Whatever, Wolverine.
shortbutsweet [16:20:14]: Shut up, sugah.
mmm_brains [16:20:16]: I am NOT Rogue!
shortbutsweet [16:20:29]: You both have to hurt other people to steal their powers, how is there an argument here?
mmm_brains [16:20:41]: I am not busty and Southern!
shortbutsweet[16:20:53]: What's wrong with being busty and Southern? You've never complained.
mmm_brains [16:21:34]: I like it on you. Not on me.
shortbutsweet [16:21:48]: Which explains why I find you shifted into me and masturbating that one time in Vegas.
mmm_brains [16:22:00]: Ever hear of the phrase 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?'
shortbutsweet [16:22:13]: Which is why I never told anyone about the time I caught you seducing yourself.
shortbutsweet [16:22:15]: :)
mmm_brains [16:22:29]:...
mmm_brains [16:23:00]: Any chance we could forget this conversation ever happened?
shortbutsweet [16:23:31]: Not a chance. Former cheerleader and gossiper, remember?
mmm_brains [16:23:59]: Funny.
mmm_brains [16:24:03]: Guess I have to book a flight to Haiti.
shortbutsweet [16:24:17]: What?
mmm_brains [16:24:22]: Nothing.
shortbutsweet [16:24:44]: Whatever. I have to get going. Daddy Noah expects me home soon.
mmm_brains [16:24:58]: Go be a good little girl, Claire-bear.
shortbutsweet [16:25:38]: Fuck off.
shortbutsweet has signed off. [16:26:08]
mmm_brains [16:26:12]: I love you.
shortbutsweet is currently offline.
mmm_brains [16:26:32]: I am such an idiot.
shortbutcute is currently offline.
mmm_brains has signed off. [16:26:52]
Title: AIM Confidential
Author: Claire Starling
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Crack. Fic. And swearing. And innuendo.
Disclaimer: I own me. That's it.
Pairing: Sylaire, kind of. Hints of Petrellicest.
Summary: So... what if Claire and Sylar were friends and talked to each other on AOL Instant Messanger?
Awards: First place at Round One of sylaire_awards, Best Comedy/Fluff
AIM Confidential
shortbutsweet [20:22:08]: You did not just say I was Wolverine.
mmm_brains [20:22:38]: Well, if we are comparing our powers to that of the X-Men comics, then it would make sense to say that you are Wolverine
shortbutsweet [20:23:10] : You did not just call me Wolverine.
mmm_brains [20:23:40]: Would you rather be Sabertooth? Cause that can definitely be arranged.
shortbutsweet [20:23:45]: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
mmm_brains [20:23:56]: Oh no. Beware the wrath of the all mighty cheerleader. [/sarcasm]
shortbutsweet [20:23:51]: I am warning you.
mmm_brains [20:24:30]:What are you going to do? Annoy me to death?
mmm_brains [20:34:30]: Claire?
mmm_brains [20:44:30]: Claire...
shortbutsweet has signed off. [20:44:47]
mmm_brains [20:44:56]: Damnit.
shortbutsweet is currently offline.
mmm_brains has signed off. [20:45:39]
shortbutsweet has signed on. [15:16:48]
mmm_brains has signed on. [16:10:00]
mmm_brains [16:10:03]: You bitch.
shortbutsweet [16:10:07]: What did I do?
mmm_brains [16:10:15]: I don't know how you did it, or how long it took you to do it, but I will find some way to get back at you.
shortbutsweet [16:10:36]: I didn't do anything. 0:)
mmm_brains [16:10:53]: Do you know how long it took for me to reset every damn clock in this city?
shortbutsweet [16:11:18]: Nope.
mmm_brains [16:11:32]: You bitch.
shortbutsweet [16:11:55]: Hey! You can only blame yourself. You gave me the idea.
mmm_brains [16:12:00]: To do what?
shortbutsweet [04:12:33]: Annoy you to death.
mmm_brains[16:13:47]: I'm going to kill Peter.
shortbutsweet [16:14:02]: What? No!
mmm_brains [16:14:43]: How the hell did you convince him to help you do this?
shortbutsweet [16:15:08]: He owed me big time for not telling anyone I caught him in the shower with Nathan.
shortbutsweet [16:15:14]: I meant Natasha. Natasha! A big hooker named Natasha with badly permed hair and a rash!
mmm_brains [16:16:00]: Right. So you caught Nathan and Peter kissing.
shortbutsweet [16:16:11]: Kissing? Who said anything about kissing? They were just naked and groping!
shortbutsweet[16:16:13]: I mean...
shortbutsweet [16:16:14]: shit.
shortbutsweet [16:16:26]: um. Can we forget this conversation just happened?
mmm_brains [16:16:32]: Not a chance. Enhanced memory, remember?
shortbutsweet [16:17:03]: ...
shortbutsweet[16:17:23]: Just need to find those windchimes I guess.
mmm_brains [16:18:04]: Windchimes?
shortbutsweet [16:18:09]: Nothing.
mmm_brains [16:19:54]: Whatever, Wolverine.
shortbutsweet [16:20:14]: Shut up, sugah.
mmm_brains [16:20:16]: I am NOT Rogue!
shortbutsweet [16:20:29]: You both have to hurt other people to steal their powers, how is there an argument here?
mmm_brains [16:20:41]: I am not busty and Southern!
shortbutsweet[16:20:53]: What's wrong with being busty and Southern? You've never complained.
mmm_brains [16:21:34]: I like it on you. Not on me.
shortbutsweet [16:21:48]: Which explains why I find you shifted into me and masturbating that one time in Vegas.
mmm_brains [16:22:00]: Ever hear of the phrase 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?'
shortbutsweet [16:22:13]: Which is why I never told anyone about the time I caught you seducing yourself.
shortbutsweet [16:22:15]: :)
mmm_brains [16:22:29]:...
mmm_brains [16:23:00]: Any chance we could forget this conversation ever happened?
shortbutsweet [16:23:31]: Not a chance. Former cheerleader and gossiper, remember?
mmm_brains [16:23:59]: Funny.
mmm_brains [16:24:03]: Guess I have to book a flight to Haiti.
shortbutsweet [16:24:17]: What?
mmm_brains [16:24:22]: Nothing.
shortbutsweet [16:24:44]: Whatever. I have to get going. Daddy Noah expects me home soon.
mmm_brains [16:24:58]: Go be a good little girl, Claire-bear.
shortbutsweet [16:25:38]: Fuck off.
shortbutsweet has signed off. [16:26:08]
mmm_brains [16:26:12]: I love you.
shortbutsweet is currently offline.
mmm_brains [16:26:32]: I am such an idiot.
shortbutcute is currently offline.
mmm_brains has signed off. [16:26:52]