We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Life For The Following Anouncement
I found out recently that Capital One has this thing where you can have any picture you'd like on your credit card. Am I the only one that sees a potential problem with this?
If so, let me give you all a little example......
Bob & Gary go to the mall a few weeks after a night of drunken debauchery.
Bob: Hey, Gary!
Gary: Hey, Bob. What's up? Some party last night, huh?
Bob: Uh, yeah. Listen, ummm, do you remember those pictures that you took at that party a few weeks back?
Gary: Yeah?
Bob: Remember the one you took of me?
Gary: Of you?
Bob: With the stripper?
Gary: .......
Bob: The MALE stripper?
Gary: (loudly) Oh yeah! THAT picture!
Bob: Shhhh! Not so loud!
Gary: Oh, sorry man.
Bob: Yeah, well, you remmeber how blitzed I was that night, right?
Gary: Yeah dude. You were pretty gone. (chuckles) Some of the things you where doing with that ma...
Bob: Shut Up!
Gary: Oh, right. Sorry.
Bob: Rememeber you said you'd destroy them?
Gary: Yeah.
Bob: Well....Did you?
Gary: Huh? Oh yeah! Of course, bro. All of them, in the Shred O' Matic.
Bob: Every last one of them?
Gary: Yup.
Bob: Even the one with the money in the G-string?
Gary: Uh huh.
Bob: Whew! That's a relief. I'm glad those didn't get out to anyone. Especially the G-string one. That one was really embarrassing.
Gary: (chuckles) Yeah. But don't worry, man. All of the pics are gone. There are no more pictures left.
Bob: Ok, good. Thanks, bro.
Gary: No prob. Hey! Want a Pepsi?
Bob: Sure.
Girl behind counter: That'll be $1.51. Cash or charge?
Gary: Charge, please. (hands girl the credit card)
Girl behind counter: (looks at bob, snickers)
Bob: What? What's so funny?
Girl behind counter: (snickering) is that a $20 you're stuffing into that guy's G-String??
Bob: ..........
Gary: Hey, man. You said destroy all the pictures and not to post them on LJ, Myspace, Youtube, or anywhere else on the internet. You never said I couldn't put it on my Capital One credit card.
Girl behind counter: By the way, LOVE the teddy bear tattoo on your back...Bob, was it?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled life, already in progress.
If so, let me give you all a little example......
Bob & Gary go to the mall a few weeks after a night of drunken debauchery.
Bob: Hey, Gary!
Gary: Hey, Bob. What's up? Some party last night, huh?
Bob: Uh, yeah. Listen, ummm, do you remember those pictures that you took at that party a few weeks back?
Gary: Yeah?
Bob: Remember the one you took of me?
Gary: Of you?
Bob: With the stripper?
Gary: .......
Bob: The MALE stripper?
Gary: (loudly) Oh yeah! THAT picture!
Bob: Shhhh! Not so loud!
Gary: Oh, sorry man.
Bob: Yeah, well, you remmeber how blitzed I was that night, right?
Gary: Yeah dude. You were pretty gone. (chuckles) Some of the things you where doing with that ma...
Bob: Shut Up!
Gary: Oh, right. Sorry.
Bob: Rememeber you said you'd destroy them?
Gary: Yeah.
Bob: Well....Did you?
Gary: Huh? Oh yeah! Of course, bro. All of them, in the Shred O' Matic.
Bob: Every last one of them?
Gary: Yup.
Bob: Even the one with the money in the G-string?
Gary: Uh huh.
Bob: Whew! That's a relief. I'm glad those didn't get out to anyone. Especially the G-string one. That one was really embarrassing.
Gary: (chuckles) Yeah. But don't worry, man. All of the pics are gone. There are no more pictures left.
Bob: Ok, good. Thanks, bro.
Gary: No prob. Hey! Want a Pepsi?
Bob: Sure.
Girl behind counter: That'll be $1.51. Cash or charge?
Gary: Charge, please. (hands girl the credit card)
Girl behind counter: (looks at bob, snickers)
Bob: What? What's so funny?
Girl behind counter: (snickering) is that a $20 you're stuffing into that guy's G-String??
Bob: ..........
Gary: Hey, man. You said destroy all the pictures and not to post them on LJ, Myspace, Youtube, or anywhere else on the internet. You never said I couldn't put it on my Capital One credit card.
Girl behind counter: By the way, LOVE the teddy bear tattoo on your back...Bob, was it?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled life, already in progress.