"dont kill each other shoot a christian"
so last night, wow. about 4 o'clock i was down here on the comp and the smoke alarms start going off. of course im like ??? and chaplins at my side (she always sits in a chair next to me when im on the comp, or usually anyhoo) and she sits up all h4x and then starts crying cos its hurting her ears. dad comes down all wtf too and yeah. my sister had friends over and they swore they werent doing anything. i got offline shortly after and went to go to bed and i smelled smoke in the hallway. hmmm. i asked her if she smelled smoke and she swore up and down she did not. turns out they had been lighting stuff on fire in her room /head shake/ shes been told off for this before. why is she so retarded? i know wot smoke smells like, im not stupid.
i wound up going to bed at like 5 after watching some funny bits from the office. chaplin woke me up not long after, agitated. i dont know wtf was wrong with her but she smelled like shed been dipped into a perfume vat (sigh @ my sisters girl friends) and was purring and very affectionate. i was not receptive as it was in the wee hours of the day, and i pet her and then tried to bid adieu. she got up in my face. so i put her under the covers, but she smelled SO BAD it was actually making me nauseous XD srsly. so i took her out again and she got in my face. i pushed her away and put a pillow over my head. she burrowed under the damn pillow and got up in my face. i was all omfg srsly ill pet you in the morning jesus christ.
i think i eventually just passed out and woke up at noon and she was curled up with me x3 shes so affectionate sometimes, i swear. today was obviously a very uneventful day. i ate some stuff and tinkered about online and watched bruno. um, btw, bruno is pretty funny XD god i know its so crass and its not as good as borat (my quote is from it, btw) but there were a few parts where i was laughing so hard i was crying, like:
-----deleted scenes where bruno is interviewing a scientist on one of those things like wot hawking has (both he & the scientist are using them to talk) and hes IMing his boyfriend while interviewing the scientist, so he keeps "accidentally" saying things outloud on the machine that should be private. i lol'd at the end when he was like "all i can think about is your dick in my mouth i want to split you open i need to leave without the scientist noticing my erection" and its all said in that robotic voice and the scientist is like :|
-----whenever bruno goes to a psychic to talk to milli from milli vanilli and asks the psychic if he can kiss milli. the guy says of course so bruno air-kisses milli (whos obviously supposed to be a ghost or something, theres nothing there XD) and then starts graphically doing a rimjob and bj and the psychic is just sitting there like wtf
-----whenever he & his assistant are handcuffed together in leather in bed and the hotel staff find them and the one staff dude is "freaking out" and they go to an anti-gay rally handcuffed and in leather XDDD
-----when bruno goes hunting to make him straight and he tries to get into mikes tent "im pretty sure donny is a homosexual; well both be safer if we sleep together" and mike tells him to go back to his tent. an hour later bruno goes back to mikes tent naked "this bear ate all my clothes he devoured everything apart from these condoms" XDDD the dudes fucking pissed
-----when bruno & his assistant try to get married the dudes all i dont marry 2 guys or 2 girls and bruno is all how can she be a guy if she gave birth to our son? (points to the black baby)
preacher/minister/wotever: you gave birth to a little black child :/
lutz (assistant): yes
minister: mmhm when did you have the baby...i dont even know why im asking that question /leaves/
XD and then mum asked if i wanted to go to town with them and i said yes, then i wavered and was going to say no then decided i needed to get out of the house and do something so i went. OMFGSOFUCKINGGLADIDIDOMG. lol i went and looked in the electronics as i do as mum was getting bday gifts for my younger sister after dropping her off at a friends house and i was like ! cos i saw "sherlock holmes collection" and when i picked it up i was slightly disappointed cos it was matt frewer. but then i saw it was $5 and i mean 3 sherlock holmes movies for $5? thats hard to beat. plus i could take 'em off the dvr as i had em all tangible, yeah? (and i wouldnt have to waste dvds copying 'em)
i moved a liddle further down and positively squealed. THEY HAD PETER MOTHERFUCKING CUSHING JKDFKLGJKL DKLJFKLJLGKLJND FDJSK. that was pretty much wot i said outloud when i saw it. HELL TO THE GODDAMN YES. for those of you not in the know, peter cushing played holmes and the bbc in its infinite wisdom was all LOL LETS WIPE THIS SHIT CLEAN >:D and so all of his stuff was lost and the world weeped :"( BUT they found 5 of his thingy-s left. and thats wot they released. and thats wot they had. i did a jig of glee cos its only been out in britain and its been OOP so you know wot that means (fucking high prices) but i got it for $20 ksdljgklj<333 i gots peter cushing n 3n im sooo glad i went o_o;
and thats it for my day. XD i think this brings my holmes-y movies/tv & such count up to 47? i have all of rathbone (TY SO DAMN MUCH, TCM, FOR THAT MARATHON. they supplemented wot i didnt have XD) all of livanov, all of hound, all of brett, all of cushing, all of 50s!holmes as hes commonly called (ie ron howard and LOL no not that ron but thats wot i thought too...unless you didnt think happy days!/opie ron...) i can also get the radio of rathbone. i bought it from eBay but i think my subscription expired cos it takes a long time for my comp to d/l shit BUT i have an aussie (male, not the crazy girl) who has them all and is more than willing to send them to me so thats win.
altho you know wot? i want to see more of wontners holmes. i think its wontner? he wasnt that bad and ALSO ian fleming as watson ftw. hes an adorable watson, srsly. like kingsley adorable. i just want to squee and hug him. not to mention hes bunny-level jealous protectiveness over holmes XD hes the one watson that i screencapped a long time ago in which he made a point of putting himself between men and holmes to the point of where he was actually draped over a desk XDDDDD<3 anyhoo, i have 2 of their films now and need to see if there are more...
i also got my mum & dad to watch the first white collar i taped a *long* time ago for them and they seemed to like it. hopefully i can get them into it when it comes back on the 19th cos i need someone else to talk about it with :( (altho LMFAO during a commercial break mum rewound it to watch a commercial for house XDDD i swear man shes srsly worse than i am with hugh laurie)
also im almost 95% sure im going to make raffles/bunny twitters. cos i get so bored on there XD if you guys only knew, man. well, christina knows the true extent of my boredom XD im gonna have FIVE accounts XDDD so you know if anyone wants to give me a hand with any of them give me a heads up and im totally cool with it (well, apart from my main cos thats actually me XDDDDD<3)
RANDOM NOTE: I NEED THE HOLMES SOUNDTRACK IN MY LIFE
RANDOM NOTE2: i rly am excited to start the one terrible!fic XD i just need to prod my mind into action ARGH
i wound up going to bed at like 5 after watching some funny bits from the office. chaplin woke me up not long after, agitated. i dont know wtf was wrong with her but she smelled like shed been dipped into a perfume vat (sigh @ my sisters girl friends) and was purring and very affectionate. i was not receptive as it was in the wee hours of the day, and i pet her and then tried to bid adieu. she got up in my face. so i put her under the covers, but she smelled SO BAD it was actually making me nauseous XD srsly. so i took her out again and she got in my face. i pushed her away and put a pillow over my head. she burrowed under the damn pillow and got up in my face. i was all omfg srsly ill pet you in the morning jesus christ.
i think i eventually just passed out and woke up at noon and she was curled up with me x3 shes so affectionate sometimes, i swear. today was obviously a very uneventful day. i ate some stuff and tinkered about online and watched bruno. um, btw, bruno is pretty funny XD god i know its so crass and its not as good as borat (my quote is from it, btw) but there were a few parts where i was laughing so hard i was crying, like:
-----deleted scenes where bruno is interviewing a scientist on one of those things like wot hawking has (both he & the scientist are using them to talk) and hes IMing his boyfriend while interviewing the scientist, so he keeps "accidentally" saying things outloud on the machine that should be private. i lol'd at the end when he was like "all i can think about is your dick in my mouth i want to split you open i need to leave without the scientist noticing my erection" and its all said in that robotic voice and the scientist is like :|
-----whenever bruno goes to a psychic to talk to milli from milli vanilli and asks the psychic if he can kiss milli. the guy says of course so bruno air-kisses milli (whos obviously supposed to be a ghost or something, theres nothing there XD) and then starts graphically doing a rimjob and bj and the psychic is just sitting there like wtf
-----whenever he & his assistant are handcuffed together in leather in bed and the hotel staff find them and the one staff dude is "freaking out" and they go to an anti-gay rally handcuffed and in leather XDDD
-----when bruno goes hunting to make him straight and he tries to get into mikes tent "im pretty sure donny is a homosexual; well both be safer if we sleep together" and mike tells him to go back to his tent. an hour later bruno goes back to mikes tent naked "this bear ate all my clothes he devoured everything apart from these condoms" XDDD the dudes fucking pissed
-----when bruno & his assistant try to get married the dudes all i dont marry 2 guys or 2 girls and bruno is all how can she be a guy if she gave birth to our son? (points to the black baby)
preacher/minister/wotever: you gave birth to a little black child :/
lutz (assistant): yes
minister: mmhm when did you have the baby...i dont even know why im asking that question /leaves/
XD and then mum asked if i wanted to go to town with them and i said yes, then i wavered and was going to say no then decided i needed to get out of the house and do something so i went. OMFGSOFUCKINGGLADIDIDOMG. lol i went and looked in the electronics as i do as mum was getting bday gifts for my younger sister after dropping her off at a friends house and i was like ! cos i saw "sherlock holmes collection" and when i picked it up i was slightly disappointed cos it was matt frewer. but then i saw it was $5 and i mean 3 sherlock holmes movies for $5? thats hard to beat. plus i could take 'em off the dvr as i had em all tangible, yeah? (and i wouldnt have to waste dvds copying 'em)
i moved a liddle further down and positively squealed. THEY HAD PETER MOTHERFUCKING CUSHING JKDFKLGJKL DKLJFKLJLGKLJND FDJSK. that was pretty much wot i said outloud when i saw it. HELL TO THE GODDAMN YES. for those of you not in the know, peter cushing played holmes and the bbc in its infinite wisdom was all LOL LETS WIPE THIS SHIT CLEAN >:D and so all of his stuff was lost and the world weeped :"( BUT they found 5 of his thingy-s left. and thats wot they released. and thats wot they had. i did a jig of glee cos its only been out in britain and its been OOP so you know wot that means (fucking high prices) but i got it for $20 ksdljgklj<333 i gots peter cushing n 3n im sooo glad i went o_o;
and thats it for my day. XD i think this brings my holmes-y movies/tv & such count up to 47? i have all of rathbone (TY SO DAMN MUCH, TCM, FOR THAT MARATHON. they supplemented wot i didnt have XD) all of livanov, all of hound, all of brett, all of cushing, all of 50s!holmes as hes commonly called (ie ron howard and LOL no not that ron but thats wot i thought too...unless you didnt think happy days!/opie ron...) i can also get the radio of rathbone. i bought it from eBay but i think my subscription expired cos it takes a long time for my comp to d/l shit BUT i have an aussie (male, not the crazy girl) who has them all and is more than willing to send them to me so thats win.
altho you know wot? i want to see more of wontners holmes. i think its wontner? he wasnt that bad and ALSO ian fleming as watson ftw. hes an adorable watson, srsly. like kingsley adorable. i just want to squee and hug him. not to mention hes bunny-level jealous protectiveness over holmes XD hes the one watson that i screencapped a long time ago in which he made a point of putting himself between men and holmes to the point of where he was actually draped over a desk XDDDDD<3 anyhoo, i have 2 of their films now and need to see if there are more...
i also got my mum & dad to watch the first white collar i taped a *long* time ago for them and they seemed to like it. hopefully i can get them into it when it comes back on the 19th cos i need someone else to talk about it with :( (altho LMFAO during a commercial break mum rewound it to watch a commercial for house XDDD i swear man shes srsly worse than i am with hugh laurie)
also im almost 95% sure im going to make raffles/bunny twitters. cos i get so bored on there XD if you guys only knew, man. well, christina knows the true extent of my boredom XD im gonna have FIVE accounts XDDD so you know if anyone wants to give me a hand with any of them give me a heads up and im totally cool with it (well, apart from my main cos thats actually me XDDDDD<3)
RANDOM NOTE: I NEED THE HOLMES SOUNDTRACK IN MY LIFE
RANDOM NOTE2: i rly am excited to start the one terrible!fic XD i just need to prod my mind into action ARGH