Meme in progress
Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order. (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!) Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished.
1. Regular, normal, SANE me.
2. Skyz [random illustrations]
3. Ryn [Split Destiny]
4. Akiza [Split Destiny]
5. Stryker [Split Destiny]
6. James [novel I pretend that I'm still writing]
7. Peter [novel I pretend that I'm still writing]
8. Jimmy [boyfriend I built for myself.]
9. Beast Me.
10. Depressed Me.
11. Cracked-out Me.
12. Nyght [from a story that never really went too far. So many things I write seem to do that.]
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Hmmm.... Probably Jimmy, since I could program him to teach anything. James is like..... six years-old and when he's not six, he's..... not James. It's different. But I mean, Jimmy is a robot so.... neither of them would make very good teachers, it's just that Jimmy would make a nominally better one than James. Who both have "J" for the first letter of their name
2. Do you think 2 is hot?
Hm. I'm gonna go with yep. I mean sure, there's the whole 'beastiality' thing, but crazy is sexy and his eyes are amazing.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Hm, you know.... Nyght would probably send Jimmy to find her soul. Or her humanity. He would search for the rest of eternity and still, more than likely, fail. It's sad that Nyght's tragedy is as it is, but..... it is.
4. What is or would be 9's favourite book?
The Monster Book of Monsters.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Neither, Skyz is crazy and wouldn't demand to be followed, nor would he concede to following another. James is... James and would try to get Skyz to follow him at a certain point in his life, but Skyz would never do it. There's a very slight chance that James might follow Skyz for a moment, if he's happy-crazy and not dementedPsychoticGonnaKillYouAll-crazy. Maybe. Unless I don't know what fealty means, which is probably the case.
6. Fore some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Hm. Well, Stryker would probably get along better with the depressed version of me since he's emo as hell. Depressed Kat would probably be able to think more deeply into his situations and help him a little. Or maybe they'd just have an emo-off and see who could go the longest without talking while sitting in a corner. My money's on Kat.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They discuss death at an Indian restaurant. None of them like the food and so eat very little but share very, very much.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Are you kidding me? Nothing happens. Ryn COULD kill the Depressed Kat in an instant, but Ryn would never do it without a reason. Kat would be too caught-up in being mopey to give Ryn adequate cause. So.... they would probably both just sit around not talking. Good times.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?
Now that's an interesting question. Jimmy's most precious posession is me. And if I were to steal me, he would be... lonely. His second most precious posession is his heart, which would hurt so much that he would rip it from his chest and destroy it. Then he'd just be a normal, empty robot.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 attain what they most desire.
Fulfillment.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Not a clue. The normal me and Akiza would work together without any kind of plot device. I guess I could just have them meet and BAM, it would be cooperation central. Or something like that. There might be a little bit of stubbornness and distrust at first, but really..... it would work out really quickly.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Splendidly. Peter is a fantastic child whom I would adore immediately. He'd be very welcome company and we'd have a great time analyzing the spots on butterflies and wondering how many jelly beans you could fit into one of the Easter Bunny's socks, if he even owns any.
13. If you could command 3 to perfom any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Just keep doin' what you're doin'.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Well, I guess that Dani and Lando used to draw the ridiculous me, but... not so much now that we never see each other. Hell, I don't even draw me that way any more. I like looking back at my self-incarnations, though.
15. If 2 had to chose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Hm. Skyz would probably go with Akiza over Stryker simply because he'd be fascinated by her.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Kill me first.
17. If you could choose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Coin Operated Boy-Dresden Dolls. You have to admit, it's the most perfect song in the world to represent my hand-built boyfriend. He even has a quarter slot, for pasta's sake!
18. What might be a good pickup line for 2 to use on 10?
You remind me of eyes that got taken out of someone but you can't stop looking at them and mushing them because they're fascinating and pretty.
19. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Being confused in public.
20. What is 7's secret?
Currently unanswered.