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Friesza's lecture today:
"CHRIS LEARY
SARA SCHMIDT
SARA LANGWAY
I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT CATS TO RAVAGE YOUR SOULS...in conclusion...boohiss, boohiss, varmit...Meow"
Lauren Thomasson tries to defend us (cause we all know who she was talking about), and thanks by the way, it was a noble try...but it just sorta eased you over onto the hate list, too
Brie defends Friesza...she gets to leave class and take a trip to the car. I'm fine with Brie and all, I mean, I barely even know her...but really...SHE LEFT TO GET HOMEWORK OUT OF HER CAR.
You know what Friesza? I'm a good kid. Your the first teacher on the planet who's ever not liked me, you know why? Cause I'm effing pleasant! And Chris just has a good time enjoying life, oh damn that fun-loving bastard, damn him to bladder-expelling hell. And Langway's just havin' a little trouble, how come she feels compassion for all these other people who have "issues" in their life that she tells us about ALL the time (This child was on welfare, this one's mom died to cancer, blah blah BLAH...hey Langway, did she ever ask you if you were okay? What's up with you, and all that? Urm, no...I think she's a flaming rascist...but whatev).
So...pretty much...I hate Friesza...and she can go eff off.
NO...you know what? If God is just...she will develop allergies to cat hair.
...Amen.