fuck vowels. can i please buy you a clue?
nothing in the world turns me off more than something clingy.
i hate clingy friends, i hate clingy guys, i hate static cling, i don't love Klingon's...the list goes on and on.
i think it's because i am claustrophobic and therefore i don't like to feel like i am being smothered.
so seriously, if you send me five text messages in one day, and i don't respond to ANY of them, please for your own sake, step back and think, hmmm, maybe i am coming on a little strong.
do this please, before you proceed to call me, then IM me. all to make sure i got the first seven forms of attempted contact. i'll admit by the eighth time i am so annoyed that i tend to cave and just talk to you, but i am not going to be happy, and if i am not happy don't expect me to be very nice.
also please do not text me to ask permission to call me. it's creepy. as well asking permission to see me. also creepy. in fact creepy-er.
and lastly, i'm not stupid, or illiterate. so just because you reworded the text message to say the EXACT SAME THING it said before, does not mean i am going to have a sudden urge to respond the second time around.
**Note: if i am avoiding all calls, and text messages from you, you probably did something to annoy me. it's not because i am lying dead in a ditch somewhere.
i hate clingy friends, i hate clingy guys, i hate static cling, i don't love Klingon's...the list goes on and on.
i think it's because i am claustrophobic and therefore i don't like to feel like i am being smothered.
so seriously, if you send me five text messages in one day, and i don't respond to ANY of them, please for your own sake, step back and think, hmmm, maybe i am coming on a little strong.
do this please, before you proceed to call me, then IM me. all to make sure i got the first seven forms of attempted contact. i'll admit by the eighth time i am so annoyed that i tend to cave and just talk to you, but i am not going to be happy, and if i am not happy don't expect me to be very nice.
also please do not text me to ask permission to call me. it's creepy. as well asking permission to see me. also creepy. in fact creepy-er.
and lastly, i'm not stupid, or illiterate. so just because you reworded the text message to say the EXACT SAME THING it said before, does not mean i am going to have a sudden urge to respond the second time around.
**Note: if i am avoiding all calls, and text messages from you, you probably did something to annoy me. it's not because i am lying dead in a ditch somewhere.