So Maxim thinks they know women...
So I was looking at the "100 Things You Need to Know About Women"list from Maxim last November. I found this interesting...
#62. A British study claims a woman's chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.
~So either smarter women realize most men are idiots...or most men dont like smart women?
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Also, these were my faves...SO TRUE!
#6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That's your five o'clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we're not suggesting you shave.)
#35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.
#51. Don't call her "cute." In her mind it's the same as "not vomit-inducing." "Sexy," OK. "Hot," yes. "Fucking awesome," only if she's at least slightly buzzed.
#61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
#76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she'll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
#82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
#94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn't get along with other women because she's either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
#95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.
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And just cause these made me laugh...
#19. The more piercings she has, the more places she'll let you put it.
~WHAT? Ewwww...
#22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
~Im pretty sure I know guys who have done this to their girlfriends...
#25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
~This is just something every guy WANTS to believe.
#49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.
~Where the hell did this one come from?
#79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.
#62. A British study claims a woman's chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.
~So either smarter women realize most men are idiots...or most men dont like smart women?
_________________________________
Also, these were my faves...SO TRUE!
#6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That's your five o'clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we're not suggesting you shave.)
#35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.
#51. Don't call her "cute." In her mind it's the same as "not vomit-inducing." "Sexy," OK. "Hot," yes. "Fucking awesome," only if she's at least slightly buzzed.
#61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
#76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she'll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
#82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
#94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn't get along with other women because she's either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
#95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.
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And just cause these made me laugh...
#19. The more piercings she has, the more places she'll let you put it.
~WHAT? Ewwww...
#22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
~Im pretty sure I know guys who have done this to their girlfriends...
#25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
~This is just something every guy WANTS to believe.
#49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.
~Where the hell did this one come from?
#79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.