The great IM con
Andrew Davids 0: what's up with you?
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: i just ate
GnosticinAncient: i'm at amy's apartment
GnosticinAncient: i have an apartment as well
Andrew Davids 0: good, good, do you have a roomie?
GnosticinAncient: yup
GnosticinAncient: two of them
Andrew Davids 0: are they fun?
GnosticinAncient: they'r etotally hot
Andrew Davids 0: or gay lovers who needed rent and someone to defend them?
GnosticinAncient: they're not gay
Andrew Davids 0: I figured as much, they've already turned you
Andrew Davids 0: You were never really that far from the li- oh, uh, nm
GnosticinAncient: they play on the women's tennis team at FSU
Andrew Davids 0: what>/
Andrew Davids 0: ?
GnosticinAncient: it's not abad arrangment
Andrew Davids 0: but, that doesn't make any DD sense!
Andrew Davids 0: GD
GnosticinAncient: why not?
Andrew Davids 0: GD< GD< GD, IT"S OKAY FOR YOU TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH TWO RANDOM CHICKS< BUT NOT WITH AMY?!
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: it's like this
GnosticinAncient: housing is aproblem here
Andrew Davids 0: The ONE Single solitary remaining piece of sanity I had left..
Andrew Davids 0: it just blew the fuck up!
GnosticinAncient: and it's not like we're sharing a room
GnosticinAncient: all we share are the laundry room and kitchen
Andrew Davids 0: yeah, yeah, that's great..
GnosticinAncient: the redhead is shelly
Andrew Davids 0: I didn't think they would screw you anyways...
GnosticinAncient: and the brunette jen
Andrew Davids 0: I think you are missing the point I am trying to make here
GnosticinAncient: the rent isn't bad either
Andrew Davids 0: I'll bet, not: big strong man around the place.. rent should be next to free..
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: ;-)
Andrew Davids 0: Anyways, yes of course I envy you greatly
GnosticinAncient: jen says hi
Andrew Davids 0: as I often find myeself doing..
Andrew Davids 0: (really, I hope she isn't ready my profane tirade over your shoulder...)
GnosticinAncient: she's laughing
Andrew Davids 0: dang-it, there goes my shot at meeting her!
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: (I was totally gonna drive down there)
Andrew Davids 0: riiiight
GnosticinAncient: you should
GnosticinAncient: it's a lot of fun
Andrew Davids 0: Yeah, but you know how I am around girls...
GnosticinAncient: that's allright
GnosticinAncient: they're really easy to get alongwith
Andrew Davids 0: (sorta like I am around everyone else... a jerk. but I realize it most then...)
GnosticinAncient: jen says she thinks you're funny
Andrew Davids 0: wait til she sees a picture, :-P
GnosticinAncient: i told her you look like a younger frank sinatra
Andrew Davids 0: thanks..
Andrew Davids 0: that'll do great, now she'll think I'm a drunk preppy.
GnosticinAncient: LOOK like
GnosticinAncient: not act like
Andrew Davids 0: that's what he looked like
Andrew Davids 0: So, how'd you get the hook up for this apartment?
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: i got an apartment book
GnosticinAncient: and called a LONG list of names
Andrew Davids 0: b/c I'm thinking apartment with two girls might say : looking for female with $200
GnosticinAncient: and they were one of the few who returned my call
Andrew Davids 0: oh, okay
Andrew Davids 0: that works
GnosticinAncient: most people had either already found roomates or were out in thomasville somewhere
Andrew Davids 0: Well, I'll trade you..
GnosticinAncient: trade me what?
Andrew Davids 0: I'll go dig around in the smelly swamps for exotic funguses and live with two girls, and you can come live in my basement and study Associative Neural Networking with application to Image Recognition
Andrew Davids 0: ?
GnosticinAncient: nope
GnosticinAncient: i'm happy with my lot in life
Andrew Davids 0: The bus will pick you up at 12mile park, so you can almost 1/2 your commute ;-)
Andrew Davids 0: come-on
GnosticinAncient: there's still the basement room here...
GnosticinAncient: jen says)
Andrew Davids 0: Try not to take offense at this, but... I'm never talking to you again, okay?
Andrew Davids 0: b/c everytime I talk to you.. my life seems more dull.
GnosticinAncient: hahaha
GnosticinAncient: i'm sorry
GnosticinAncient: i thought you would like to hear about my life!
Andrew Davids 0: I will call you someday and be like George Bush just decided to name me to the supreme court!
Andrew Davids 0: and you'll say, that's awesome you can come by my office and have coffee everyday, I am the new cheif justice
GnosticinAncient: you still won't have shelly and jen as roomates
Andrew Davids 0: >:o
GnosticinAncient: hahaha
Andrew Davids 0: ooh, so you get me both ways then
GnosticinAncient: I'LL name you to the supreme court if you want
Andrew Davids 0: really, thanks
Andrew Davids 0: mr. president of the 'state' of perfection
GnosticinAncient: hey i'm not perfect!
Andrew Davids 0: you're just drawn that way?
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: haha
GnosticinAncient: maybe i'm just lucky
Andrew Davids 0: soo, tell me about these great roommates of yours...
GnosticinAncient: seriously, look into housing at clemson
Andrew Davids 0: maybe I can steal some of your luck
GnosticinAncient: shelly is about 5'9
Andrew Davids 0: why what's in clemson?
GnosticinAncient: she's an accounting major
GnosticinAncient: and a junior
GnosticinAncient: jen is 5'4
GnosticinAncient: premed major
GnosticinAncient: and she's just a sophmore
Andrew Davids 0: so you have roomate security for at least another year?
GnosticinAncient: "just?" - jen
Andrew Davids 0: plus maybe 2
GnosticinAncient: yeah
Andrew Davids 0: (explain that sophmores are really just freshman who go to the right classrooms the first week)
Andrew Davids 0: :-D
GnosticinAncient: she's laughing
Andrew Davids 0: okay, now while she's accepting random lies.. explain how cool I am
Andrew Davids 0: O:-)
GnosticinAncient: she wrote down your SN
Andrew Davids 0: oh, well good.. hey.. you wanna hear a funny story about that?
Andrew Davids 0: I'll tell you about last night
GnosticinAncient: but her computer is in the te other room
GnosticinAncient: ok
Andrew Davids 0: soo, as you may or may not be aware..
Andrew Davids 0: Jacob and Terry (and me as a jr. partner)
GnosticinAncient: yeah?
Andrew Davids 0: uh they started IMing girls that Terry meets over facebook
Andrew Davids 0: and well, basically Terry talks to them to get info..
GnosticinAncient: what then
Andrew Davids 0: then Jacob pretends to be someone they know
GnosticinAncient: haha
GnosticinAncient: jen says that's creepy
Andrew Davids 0: and eventually they have Terry try to set her up with me
Andrew Davids 0: Anwyas, then we post all the conversations on Joe's forum
GnosticinAncient: haha
Andrew Davids 0: they're really funny
GnosticinAncient: that's amusing
Andrew Davids 0: But last night, Terry IMs me with this girls s/n from Furman
Andrew Davids 0: (she's supposed to be one of Liz Mcdaniel's friends)
Andrew Davids 0: and soo, I'm talking to her for like an hour and a half or something..
GnosticinAncient: does she know liz at all?
Andrew Davids 0: long time
Andrew Davids 0: Yeha, she did
Andrew Davids 0: Soo, anyways... after about an hour of talking, she asks me if I'm single..
Andrew Davids 0: and I was like yeah..
GnosticinAncient: sooo jen says you have to come over for christmas break
Andrew Davids 0: and then.. (You're gonna love this..) she starts Really coming onto me strongly..
GnosticinAncient: yay!
GnosticinAncient: like how?
Andrew Davids 0: well.. yay, but then alittle too stong for comfort..
GnosticinAncient: oh
Andrew Davids 0: especially for someone you just met..
Andrew Davids 0: IT gets better...
Andrew Davids 0: you see, it turns out she's a lesbian.
GnosticinAncient: oh?
Andrew Davids 0: Yep.
GnosticinAncient: then why would shecome on to you?
Andrew Davids 0: and her roommate-g/f is now IMing me mad that I am having a converation with her, for some reason..
Andrew Davids 0: anyways, she goes on to explain that she's actually bi
Andrew Davids 0: meanwhile her roommate is going insane at me
GnosticinAncient: oh dear
GnosticinAncient: did you post this conversation?
Andrew Davids 0: finally the whole situation settles down when Jacob accidently types "Dbate" instead of "David"
Andrew Davids 0: I WAS SET-UP!
Andrew Davids 0: Ah!!
GnosticinAncient: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
GnosticinAncient: that's funny
Andrew Davids 0: It was Jacob and Terry (in the roles of Sandi and ?angry roomate?)
GnosticinAncient: that's funny
Andrew Davids 0: It was the most beautiful online prank ever in teh history of time
GnosticinAncient: were you mad?
Andrew Davids 0: I was alittle bothered by it... but I got over it. (not so much mad as embarrassed, b/c then everything I thought was cute and point-winning to say, was suddenly somethign Jacob and terry were laughing at and then pretending to like it.
Andrew Davids 0: I was REAL embarassed..
GnosticinAncient: hahah
GnosticinAncient: so you were coming on to terry?
GnosticinAncient: i love it
Andrew Davids 0: but as a positive note.. Jacob did say that he wanted to suck m- er, tell me sweet things.
Andrew Davids 0: and I can always lord that over him for the rest of his short unhappy life
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: haha
GnosticinAncient: i love it
Andrew Davids 0: Oh, yeah.. Terry, the angry lesbian roommate..
GnosticinAncient: oh ok:-)
Andrew Davids 0: OOooh, I almost couldn't stand it I wanted him so much
Andrew Davids 0: but at the time I thought him was a he..
GnosticinAncient: a he?
GnosticinAncient: jen is still here you know
Andrew Davids 0: lol.. you are telling this Jen girl that I am in fact heterosexual to clarify this last bit, right?
GnosticinAncient: yeah
Andrew Davids 0: Yeah.. I edited the Jacob thing abit..
GnosticinAncient: she asked again if you're coming down for christmas break
Andrew Davids 0: Good.. and you can tell her that I let Amy win all those ping-pong games so that she will know I am really a sweet guy (hidden somewhere very deep below an exterior of evil)
Andrew Davids 0: Uh, we'll see.
Andrew Davids 0: I don't know what's gonna happen, but I'll pencil it in.
Andrew Davids 0: (My car broke last week, the dealership called tonight and said they won't get the part until Tuesday at earliest)
Andrew Davids 0: :-\
GnosticinAncient: that's allright
GnosticinAncient: ther's still break after tuesday
Andrew Davids 0: yeah, I know that
Andrew Davids 0: I was just clarifying that things are all up in the air these days..
GnosticinAncient: yeah i know
Andrew Davids 0: I skipped class today, b/c I didn't have a way to get there:-P
GnosticinAncient: ther's plenty of room
Andrew Davids 0: (not that I was too worried about wanted to go to class or anything)
Andrew Davids 0: You know.. Jacob does a VERY convincing girl.
GnosticinAncient: jen says she'll move into shelly's room and you can have her bed
Andrew Davids 0: ...
Andrew Davids 0: Can jen handle a slightly offside comment?
GnosticinAncient: probably
GnosticinAncient: "yes"
Andrew Davids 0: Well, then tell her that I don't wanna be an inconvience, she doesn't have to leave if she doesn't want.
Andrew Davids 0: O:-)
GnosticinAncient: "hmmm"
Andrew Davids 0: I'm just trying to help out, you know...
GnosticinAncient: she's laughing
Andrew Davids 0: [and currently thinking: that so cute.. he must be at least 13..]
GnosticinAncient: lol
GnosticinAncient: "belive it or not, that's not the first time i've been propositioned"
Andrew Davids 0: Yeah, but.. by someone of my 'intangible' greatness?
Andrew Davids 0: (intangible was the only way I could find to word that...)
Andrew Davids 0: :-\hmmm...
GnosticinAncient: lol
GnosticinAncient: she says she's going to bed
Andrew Davids 0: okay, well.. I couldn't expect to be funny forever...
GnosticinAncient: but that she'll im you when she gets her computer back from computer services
Andrew Davids 0: D-mn it, even Robin Williams has dry spells
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: lol she says it's not that, she just needs her beuty rest
Andrew Davids 0: oh... I've heard THAT one before...
Andrew Davids 0: but the thing is, they may've been telling the truth, it
GnosticinAncient: and she has practice early tommorow morning
Andrew Davids 0: s possibel COMPserv has never fixed those girls' computers
GnosticinAncient: i think they just like to hear the girls ask for their puters
Andrew Davids 0: well, tell her I said to have a good night
GnosticinAncient: she says thanks, you too
Andrew Davids 0: and something like good luck with tomorrows practice..
GnosticinAncient: :-* -jen
Andrew Davids 0: (I don't think the std stage phrase : break a leg will fit though..)
GnosticinAncient: that would be APO
GnosticinAncient: STD is english
Andrew Davids 0: yes..
GnosticinAncient: but she says she won't
Andrew Davids 0: that's what I meant the standard phrase in English
GnosticinAncient: oh
Andrew Davids 0: (Yeah well, I have a friend named Jamie hawthorne...
GnosticinAncient: i thought you meant sigma tau delta as opposed to alpha psiu omega
Andrew Davids 0: "I had a bad experience"
GnosticinAncient: lol
Andrew Davids 0: alright, well, really let the girl go to bed
GnosticinAncient: haha
GnosticinAncient: "night night"
Andrew Davids 0: (i'll say all the really dirty stuff as soon as you tell me she's gone..)
Andrew Davids 0: ;-)
GnosticinAncient: she's gone
Andrew Davids 0: all the really dirty stuff
GnosticinAncient: lol
Andrew Davids 0: come-on.. i graduated, did you really expect me to fall for that
Andrew Davids 0: ?
GnosticinAncient: haha no she's actually gone now
Andrew Davids 0: [best part is... if she actually left, I don't look silly to her for saying that]
Andrew Davids 0: it's win-win
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: hpld on just a sec, someone came in the froont door
GnosticinAncient: 'k
GnosticinAncient: shelly wasout with her b/f
Andrew Davids 0: so, I'm already down to one chance then.. at least my IM[phone] interview went well, ;-)
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: two hot single roomates is a little much for even me to find
Andrew Davids 0: that's okay, you still have me beat by 2 hot females.
GnosticinAncient: i'l take one hot single roomate, on hot un-single roomate
GnosticinAncient: yeah :-)
GnosticinAncient: really you should come down
Andrew Davids 0: I'll take any number of your roommates
Andrew Davids 0: single or not
Andrew Davids 0: I am inscrutable about such things
GnosticinAncient: what do you mean
Andrew Davids 0: well, I mean.. unless I know the guy..
Andrew Davids 0: I can't feel bad cutting him out.
GnosticinAncient: oohhh
GnosticinAncient: no you don't know him
GnosticinAncient: so as far as you're concerned
Andrew Davids 0: If I am going after JBoyd, when Jro is someone who I know.. well, of course, my friend deserves the good girl more than me..
GnosticinAncient: i have two hot single roomates
Andrew Davids 0: Yes, you understand my perspective
Andrew Davids 0: :-)
GnosticinAncient: yup
GnosticinAncient: the best part, i think, is finding little tiny thongs in the laundry
GnosticinAncient: well ok, that's not the best part
Andrew Davids 0: soo sad
Andrew Davids 0: I will pretend I didn't hear that
GnosticinAncient: what do you mean?
GnosticinAncient: i do like we used to do in kennedy
Andrew Davids 0: I'm just gonna throw this out here...:" GnosticinAncient: the best part, i think, is finding little tiny thongs in the laundry"
GnosticinAncient: if you find them, hang them in a prominant location
Andrew Davids 0: I a) did not do that in K-town.. and b) think you are soooo sad
GnosticinAncient: in this case, from the ceiling fan over the landing
GnosticinAncient: hahaha
GnosticinAncient: you know that's not the best part ;-)
Andrew Davids 0: I do.
Andrew Davids 0: The best part... is that YOU ARE A TAKEN GUY!
Andrew Davids 0: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
Andrew Davids 0: I cannot type enough hahahaha;s
Andrew Davids 0: It is the NEW only single tiny bit of my sanity
GnosticinAncient: well, she would rather i was in a single apartment
GnosticinAncient: but i had to find someplace to stay
Andrew Davids 0: wow, it is like you read my fucking mind.
GnosticinAncient: my mom though, is livid
Andrew Davids 0: b/c I am thinking to myself can I really ask her that
Andrew Davids 0: your mom is>?
Andrew Davids 0: I wouldn't have expected that
GnosticinAncient: yeah
GnosticinAncient: amy's not thrilled obviously
Andrew Davids 0: b/c I always see your mom as pretty 'progressive' whereas my mom I dont think would care all that much
Andrew Davids 0: I really shoudl trade.
Andrew Davids 0: (If I could guarantee that it would not end terribly... I would totally transfer to FWU right now)
GnosticinAncient: FSU
GnosticinAncient: :-)
GnosticinAncient: they have a good comp sci program here
Andrew Davids 0: yes, yes, sure..
Andrew Davids 0: whatever
Andrew Davids 0: I think I would transfer to the school of hard knocks SHK Florida... if I could be sure that I would be living with two hot girls and that it would not go horribly wrong
GnosticinAncient: well things aren't going horribly wrong
GnosticinAncient: you at least have to visit
GnosticinAncient: i'll buy the alcohol
GnosticinAncient: :-D
Andrew Davids 0: You act like that is my drving force..
GnosticinAncient: no, just an xtra incentive
Andrew Davids 0: I swear to god.. Lisa thinks I drink a barrel of vodka a day b/c of you
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: haha you don't i hope
Andrew Davids 0: It got too expensive, I've cut back:-(... >:o
GnosticinAncient: lol
GnosticinAncient: soooo dbate
Andrew Davids 0: yes?
GnosticinAncient: tallahassee is the greatest city in the world
Andrew Davids 0: as determined by letter usage?
GnosticinAncient: maybe
Andrew Davids 0: why else?
GnosticinAncient: FSU:-D
Andrew Davids 0: but, but.. Clemson just made it into the nation semifinals..
GnosticinAncient: butbut..two hot roomates
Andrew Davids 0: yeah, you got me there..
Andrew Davids 0: but two hot roommates AND soccer if they transferred up here, lol
Andrew Davids 0: ;-)
GnosticinAncient: haha
GnosticinAncient: not likely
Andrew Davids 0: ...
Andrew Davids 0: ...
Andrew Davids 0: okay, I can't take it
GnosticinAncient: can't take what?
Andrew Davids 0: whatever
aljones83: yeah i haven't seen him all evening
aljones83: i guess he's unpacking
Andrew Davids 0: ...
Andrew Davids 0: I , I ,, I am trying to not be Dbate here.. but it's hard
GnosticinAncient: i have been unpacking
Andrew Davids 0: by being Dbate I of course mean, saying : I'm sure Bruce is getting all the help he needs;-)
Andrew Davids 0: aljones83: i wanted 2 go help but he says he's ok...
Andrew Davids 0: here again.. what can I say, but.. yes.. I'm sure he's WELL taken care of right now
GnosticinAncient: she was being all pissy this evening so i said i'd do itmyself
Andrew Davids 0: AHhhh.. it's like every perfectly setup situation for me to say something like this I could ever imagine, but I am your friend and trying not to inflame things
Andrew Davids 0: (I have so far held myself to an "I told your parent's so...")
GnosticinAncient: say what?
Andrew Davids 0: I said you guys should move in together like a year a go
Andrew Davids 0: I was the prophet mohammed-fucking-nostradamus
Andrew Davids 0: but would anyone listen to me... NOooo
GnosticinAncient: well that wouldn't be prpoper
Andrew Davids 0: so I guess I was the prophet Mohammed-fucking-Nostradamus-damn-cassandra
Andrew Davids 0: proper and conservative can eat my ass...
Andrew Davids 0: oh wait.. no that's not proper or conservative
GnosticinAncient: well
GnosticinAncient: amy is my g/f
Andrew Davids 0: they can secretly desire to eat my ass....
GnosticinAncient: these girls are just girls
Andrew Davids 0: yes.. attractive, friendly girls..
GnosticinAncient: that i'm sharing a house with out of necessity
Andrew Davids 0: I'm sure that is making everyone happy
GnosticinAncient: yep, it seems to work out allright
Andrew Davids 0: oh damn...
Andrew Davids 0: I'm sorry
Andrew Davids 0: I didn't know
GnosticinAncient: what?
Andrew Davids 0: I was just talking with Amy.. but I didn't know you told her you weren't around..
GnosticinAncient: oh
Andrew Davids 0: So I mentioned we were talking and she was like.. hey! he said he had to go earlier
Andrew Davids 0: I really didn't mean to do that
Andrew Davids 0: I'm sorry
GnosticinAncient: she said she had 2 go draw some pictures
Andrew Davids 0: [in the future.. just fill me in on that, and I'll back you up]
GnosticinAncient: so i said i'd let her go do that
Andrew Davids 0: (i think I might still can)
Andrew Davids 0: okay, well I'm lying don't get all honet now on me that it is too late
Andrew Davids 0: lol
GnosticinAncient: don't worry about it
GnosticinAncient: i hust imed her and said i just got back
Andrew Davids 0: ooh, but I had totally worked the lie into genius.. now she will know I was lying..
Andrew Davids 0: doh!
Andrew Davids 0: ""
aljones83: he said he had 2 go earlier
Andrew Davids 0: oh, well.. I mean I am not currently typing to him
Andrew Davids 0: he's just online
aljones83: i thought u said u were talking 2 him
Andrew Davids 0: I said I had been
Andrew Davids 0: I meant I had talked to him tongiht
Andrew Davids 0: not that I was currently typing to him
""
GnosticinAncient: oops
GnosticinAncient: well
Andrew Davids 0: I think that was buyable.. but I would've been willing to mark it On Sale
GnosticinAncient: she's pretty sharp
Andrew Davids 0: but that was classy Dbate recovery
Andrew Davids 0: I think even a skilled polygraph machine would've had trouble with it
Andrew Davids 0: did you tell her I was lying?!
GnosticinAncient: no
Andrew Davids 0: aljones83: i bet u r still talking 2 him
Andrew Davids 0: I am now, yeah.. he just IMed me a minute ago
GnosticinAncient: why would i?
Andrew Davids 0: then I produced your most recent timestamp
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: we were talking about spanish
Andrew Davids 0: okay..
Andrew Davids 0: ?
GnosticinAncient: she asked me what was up
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: me and you
GnosticinAncient: i said i was chatting 2 u
Andrew Davids 0: were talking about her and remembering spanish
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: Abu- "Is it just me, or do all of your plans involve an intricate web of lies?"
GnosticinAncient: most of them, yes
Andrew Davids 0: I win.
Andrew Davids 0: I have sold yet another startling tale of BS.
Andrew Davids 0: I should've been a politician or a lawyer
GnosticinAncient: what do you mean?
Andrew Davids 0: even if she suspects me in the slitest, she will not continue to contest my rock solid lie.
Andrew Davids 0: O:-)
GnosticinAncient: well what would she suspect you of
Andrew Davids 0: LYING
GnosticinAncient: you chose to lie
Andrew Davids 0: I did
Andrew Davids 0: I do not deny it
Andrew Davids 0: I find it to be one of the most intellectually stimulating games I can play.
Andrew Davids 0: Lying and then trying to prove or otherwise defend my lie
GnosticinAncient: the most intellectually stimulating game i know
GnosticinAncient: is selling a fabricated life
Andrew Davids 0: It requires adaption on the fly and keeping teck of sooo many details
GnosticinAncient: that is does
Andrew Davids 0: I do it everyday my friend
GnosticinAncient: so do i
GnosticinAncient: at least today
GnosticinAncient: EVERYthing was an intricate web of lies
GnosticinAncient: the 5th thing i said was the only true one
GnosticinAncient: amy and i are enjoying this imensely
Andrew Davids 0: I will ahve to count to 5 now, brb
Andrew Davids 0: wait.. didn't you say you were at Amy's apartment!
GnosticinAncient: yep
Andrew Davids 0: and then you are not..
Andrew Davids 0: but there was no big time lapse between those two things...
GnosticinAncient: precisely
Andrew Davids 0: You know what? THAT"S 2 nights in a row!
Andrew Davids 0: I am gonna never trust people again!
Andrew Davids 0: ahh
GnosticinAncient: thebest part was sympathizing over last nightds.... while jen giggled sympathetically
GnosticinAncient: thisis totally going on my LJ
GnosticinAncient: where the true details of my apartment are displayed
GnosticinAncient: i do appreciate your sticking up for me... as little as i deserved it
GnosticinAncient: my real roomates are colby and robert... and they are totally NOT hot
GnosticinAncient: she kept jen from being as bad as jacob
Andrew Davids 0: are they tennis players?
Andrew Davids 0: well that's good
GnosticinAncient: well colby plays basketball
Andrew Davids 0: even that was a lie?
GnosticinAncient: haha
Andrew Davids 0: ahhhh
GnosticinAncient: i was gonna haver her say'you don't always have to be intangible"
GnosticinAncient: she's gloating more than i ma
GnosticinAncient: i am
Andrew Davids 0: she is.
GnosticinAncient: lisa knew the truth
GnosticinAncient: we just told her the differnt stages we were on
GnosticinAncient: she kept wanting to know when we told
meanwhile...
aljones83: hi david
aljones83: whats up
aljones83: haven't talked 2 u in awhile
Andrew Davids 0: I am RELISHING happily the great irony I see in life
Andrew Davids 0: and let me just tack on about 5 laughing smileys
Andrew Davids 0: :-):-):-):-):-):-)
Andrew Davids 0: oops, one more, that's fine though
aljones83: what does that mean
Andrew Davids 0: okay, soo here's what I'm getting..
Andrew Davids 0: Dbate in his immortally enlightened state says: Bruce and Amy should live in the same apartment, b/c it will ease rent and they will get an idea of what it is like to live together (not a bad thing for a serious couple)..
aljones83: what??
Andrew Davids 0: But Amy and Bruce's parents in their own judgement see this as a BAD idea..
aljones83: it is!!
Andrew Davids 0: so Bruce must find an apartment...
aljones83: dont u htink so?
Andrew Davids 0: and sooo, now he lives with two very attractive tennis pros
aljones83: i guess.....
aljones83: whatever
aljones83: yeah i haven't seen him all evening
aljones83: i guess he's unpacking
Andrew Davids 0: ...
Andrew Davids 0: I , I ,, I am trying to not be Dbate here.. but it's hard
aljones83: i wanted 2 go help but he says he's ok... plus i have all these flashcards 2 draw
Andrew Davids 0: how are things in your übercool job?
aljones83: i promised 2 help this lady at work with her spanish assignment
Andrew Davids 0: ahhh.. please.. tell me about work..
Andrew Davids 0: stop setting me up to say stuff that will get me in trouble
aljones83: what do u mean
aljones83: i had a tough day
aljones83: and i'm bored now
Andrew Davids 0: that's cool, did you take spanish?
aljones83: yeah... a long time ago
aljones83: so hows school
Andrew Davids 0: it's tough, but I am learning lots
aljones83: at least u r at home where u know people
aljones83: my whole family is gone this weekend
aljones83: mom drove robert up 2 ebk
aljones83: and dad is up there all the time now of course
aljones83: oh well
Andrew Davids 0: yes, well my people are young
aljones83: i have a party at the gov's mansion 2morrow
Andrew Davids 0: they don't really have intellectual discussions
Andrew Davids 0: AWESOME
aljones83: that bruce is coming 2 with me
Andrew Davids 0: well, then, I guess that means I will have some time alone with his superfly tennis chicks:-)
Andrew Davids 0: oh, wait.. I am 8 hours away.
Andrew Davids 0: but one says she thinks I'm funny;-)
aljones83: i dont know much about them
aljones83: i only met them once
Andrew Davids 0: I know enough... they are attractive, athletic, and friendly.
Andrew Davids 0: lol
Andrew Davids 0: I will just have to clear out some weekends when my car is fixed
aljones83: did bruce tell u that?
Andrew Davids 0: uh, why.. is that not true?
aljones83: have u been talking 2 bruce online
aljones83: i thought he was away from the computer
Andrew Davids 0: I have been.
aljones83: when?
Andrew Davids 0: uh, he's on right now
aljones83: he said he had 2 go earlier
Andrew Davids 0: oh, well.. I mean I am not currently typing to him
Andrew Davids 0: he's just online
aljones83: i thought u said u were talking 2 him
Andrew Davids 0: I said I had been
Andrew Davids 0: I meant I had talked to him tongiht
Andrew Davids 0: not that I was currently talking to him
aljones83: whatever
aljones83: i bet u r still talking 2 him
Andrew Davids 0: I am now, yeah.. he just IMed me a minute ago
Andrew Davids 0: he says "she's pretty sharp"
aljones83: huh?
Andrew Davids 0: see...
aljones83: what does that mean
Andrew Davids 0: he always says nice stuff about you
Andrew Davids 0: ;-)
aljones83: what am i sharp about?
Andrew Davids 0: working in the house
Andrew Davids 0: discussion on you remembering spanish
aljones83: huh
Andrew Davids 0: for the notecards..
Andrew Davids 0: You see.. I had 5 years of spanish
aljones83: i'm not doing the psanish part
Andrew Davids 0: I remember "Hola", "Como Esta?", and "Futból"
aljones83: i'm just doing the pictures
Andrew Davids 0: OH
aljones83: freda can't draw
aljones83: they can't have english on them at all
aljones83: so u have 2 have a picture or u can't have a translation
Andrew Davids 0: I see..
aljones83: i thought i was just volunteering 4 like 2 or 3 pictures
aljones83: .....
aljones83: and she gave me 19
Andrew Davids 0: but?
Andrew Davids 0: oh..
aljones83: i dont htink i can get them all done
aljones83: i've done 3 this evening
aljones83: and part of a fourth
aljones83: i guess if i have 2, i'll hand the rest of them back 2 her unfinished
aljones83: i mean
aljones83: i guess they are really HER assignment
aljones83: i'm just trying 2 help her out because she put them off til the last minute
Andrew Davids 0: well, that's nice of you
aljones83: december fools!
Andrew Davids 0: you guys, are terrible
aljones83: how do u like my poor neglected gf routineO:-)
aljones83: and u did lie
Andrew Davids 0: I didn't notice.. but I do feel cheated that my FANTASTIC lying ability was wasted
Andrew Davids 0: yes, of course
Andrew Davids 0: Bruce is my boy..
aljones83: well thats most loyal of u i suppose
aljones83: it's hard keeping up with all those im conversations
aljones83: on one computer
aljones83: both of your conversations
aljones83: and lisa
aljones83: and what amy "doesn't know"
aljones83: and what bruce "doesn't know"
Andrew Davids 0: Yes.. I'm glad everyone empathizes with me that lying is hard..
Andrew Davids 0: very sweet..
aljones83: i told bruce he could only comment on things u told him i said
Andrew Davids 0: You know what this really means though?
aljones83: what?
Andrew Davids 0: It means that Jen isn't real.. and that... is the single crushing fact of the evening.
Andrew Davids 0: Another girl who is interested in me but doesn't really exist
aljones83: yeah..... bruce and i decided what she was like so she would sound somewhat plausible
aljones83: i kept telling bruce htings she owuldn't say
Andrew Davids 0: like?
aljones83: bruce tried 2 make her sketchier than she really would b not knowing either guy
Andrew Davids 0: I see. well.. it's good you kept her real
aljones83: we didn't want u 2 suspect she was coming on 2 strong
aljones83: like jacob's girl did
aljones83: u gave us some good tips right when we needed them
Andrew Davids 0: b/c that kept me from looking for other things like him never taking the time to leave your apartment, but suddenly being in his.. WHICH I SHOULD"VE NOTICED
Andrew Davids 0: and that will kill me all night
Andrew Davids 0: lol, glad to help
aljones83: yes, one very noticible flaw
aljones83: and u didn't c it even though it's the first thing bruce told u
Andrew Davids 0: yeah, well...
Andrew Davids 0: I was talking to liek 5 people at the time, it wasn't a critical detail
and...
Andrew Davids 0: yeah,l isa is gloating too..
Andrew Davids 0: I'm like, you didn't even DO anythign